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Pimpin'a friend...  

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
1/26/2016 6:07 pm
Pimpin'a friend...

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"Friends With Benefits" Is The Topic For The Sixteenth Virtual Symposium

The people want friends with benefits. This is no surprise. It’s also no surprise that, now that they have friends with benefits, some of the people aren’t happy. Such is the way with love and romance. “Don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. They paved paradise and put up a parkin’ lot!” But friends with benefits it’s going to be, and they’ll take it and like it! Some of the voters, a considerable number in fact, craved fetishes, but of course, that’s what a fetish is, so another non-surprise.

I voted for a different topic, vocabulary, but I’m not too disappointed. I can still use that vocabulary talking about friends with benefits, so I really hadn’t put a large sum of money on that . I’ve bullshitted my way through fifteen of these things, maybe I can pull off one more.

At the stroke of midnight Saturday 30 January 2016 bloggers will post their entries. This deadline is pretty lax. You can post a bit early, and if you need to, do it. We want to read what you have to say. The same goes for late posts. This is all about having your say, and the other bloggers want to hear you. Send a link to your post to humorlife so he can add it to the participants list. In the early hours you can use this link: Unknown. After this bus gets rolling you can scroll down the participants list and work your way through the different entries.

Pitch in, pipe up and shout it out, folks! This is just one big bullshit session. You can say what’s on your mind about FWB. Don’t hold it back- this is where you can cut loose. It’s an open forum for new bloggers and veterans alike. You will certainly encounter new bloggers and you will just as certainly hear new ideas expressed in the Symposium. If you play your cards right, that chance meeting in the Symposium could just lead to the Holy Grail of many members of the site…a Friend With Benefits! Here it comes, humorlife: It’s your chance to meet interesting new people and fuck them.

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"Friends With Benefits" Is The Topic For The Sixteenth Virtual Symposium


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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
1/26/2016 7:56 pm

As always, thank you for the pimping, but I am very concerned about your chosen image.

I happen to know those two horses, and they're in a loving, monogamous relationship.

With other horses.

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/26/2016 7:59 pm

Fillies With Benefits? It's always about farm animals with you

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/26/2016 8:12 pm

    Quoting  :

Well, I've had some too, but we didn't call them FWBs back then. The first time I read that term I thought somebody was trying to type "forward operating base" and screwed it up.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/26/2016 8:14 pm

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    Those two friends have a rainbow AND a barn! Those must be the benefits!
From the look of those two horses, I don't think they remember the barn and they're sure as hell gonna make their own rainbow.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/26/2016 8:18 pm

    Quoting yellowflower56:
    That was an awesome post, you nailed it!!! Thank you , way to pimp that shit out!!!
Thanks! I done my duty. These things are really fun. It's a lot of work, and we owe humorlife for this. It's just a great way to bring us together, and still allow us to be ourselves.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/26/2016 8:24 pm

    Quoting  :

I have an advantage here- it's my main stock in trade. I do try not to take myself too seriously, but sometimes I fail.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/26/2016 8:28 pm

    Quoting humorlife:
    As always, thank you for the pimping, but I am very concerned about your chosen image.

    I happen to know those two horses, and they're in a loving, monogamous relationship.

    With other horses.
Not much difference, is there? Monogamy, FWB, polygamy, polyandry. Kind of the same thing, just a different label. Horses at least are up front about it...love the one you're with.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/26/2016 8:29 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Fillies With Benefits? It's always about farm animals with you
Those are wild horses. The barn is the interloper.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/26/2016 8:31 pm

    Quoting  :

Lala, you never stop surprising me. Exert yourself. Express yourself. Expound.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/27/2016 1:19 am

Friends with benefits; not sure I can add much to what's already been said in blogland. But I'll give it a go.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/27/2016 7:11 am

    Quoting  :

It's nice to see you here. Tell me- what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

I have some memories of friends with benefits, although that wasn't a term we'd heard yet then. I haven't decided yet if I want to write about them. I haven't been invested enough in a topic to cry when it lost, although, now I think about it, my vocabulary has made a couple of people cry.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/27/2016 7:14 am

    Quoting  :

Well, as I pointed out in the post, at times I can bullshit with the best of them.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/27/2016 7:24 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Friends with benefits; not sure I can add much to what's already been said in blogland. But I'll give it a go.
That's how I feel about it, and I felt the same about fetishes and sapiosexual as topics. There doesn't appear to be a settled definition about them, a consensus of opinion. But then that's one of the things a symposium can do- drag us a bit closer to consensus. It could also vault us unwillingly into a blog war if we aren't civil, such as making rash remarks about what constitutes good music, and what doesn't. However, folks are always on their best behavior for the Virtual Symposia so I fully expect all participants will behave in a gregarious manner.

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
1/27/2016 8:56 am

I will be there.. I just have to think of something to write about. hugssss V Should be a great turnout again.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/27/2016 9:31 am

    Quoting yesmamallthetime:
    I chose fwbs but have not been very inspired lately. Maybe I will by the weekend. Love your photo of the horses. I love rainbows. Lol. Good luck with your post.
I've had FWBs, but I haven't decided yet if I want to write about one of them...one in particular.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/27/2016 9:34 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    I will be there.. I just have to think of something to write about. hugssss V Should be a great turnout again.
It ought to be an interesting read, V. I suppose a lot of guys have had FWBs. My first reaction was to think, no, I never did, but I just wasn't thinking clearly. I've had a number of them.

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gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
1/31/2016 5:25 pm

I’ve bullshitted my way through fifteen of these things...

We seem to use the same muse.

Thoughts from the Garden...


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/31/2016 5:56 pm

    Quoting gardenboy321:
    I’ve bullshitted my way through fifteen of these things...

    We seem to use the same muse.
It's a fertile one.

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