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A Naughty Random Poetry Post  

kzoopair 72M/71F
8365 posts
4/18/2016 12:20 pm
A Naughty Random Poetry Post

I never paid any attention to keywords in my posts until a couple of bloggers I follow posted about their own. That was interesting, so I took a look at my own. It was, if not hilarious, pretty damn funny. I like flarf poetry, and I enjoy cut-up and fold in compositions anyway. Cut-ups are just that- cut and pasted phrases to create a different meaning not of the original context. Fold ins accomplish the same thing by folding the pages of a book inward so that their edges meet and reveal a new sentence. A little bit can go a long way, but the images that are conjured and then juxtaposed can be pretty interesting, and sometimes jarring. I figured I’d try using my keywords to create a poem, kind of like tossing the lines in a hat and drawing them out at random. But it appears that even that’s too much work- they’re pretty funny just as they come up in a hierarchical search. So! Without further ado, a keyword ode to “Take two- they’re small”, from the first fifteen lines of a keyword search.

Love hike woods fuck head
Water black virtual fucking Michigan
Sunny watched dogs food third
Dark straight trip English group
Bound blogs parents America movies
Death pain blood members sweat
Wear brains shopping first time park
Temperature giving drunk books stories
Bottom word video bear email
Eighteen writers Italian beer bare
Owned events poetry animals control
Rope sleeping tight pussy<b> damp
</font></b>Hung bend beach website cock
Phone weekend party college leash
Catching sluts catholic engaged leather


I limited all the verses to fifteen lines, just because. You could go on forever, but just like that game where you add the word fart to a movie title, after a short time you’re gonna be playing by yourself, just as if you were actually farting. For some readers, fifteen lines is going to be going fourteen lines too far, kind of like tooting coke. I’ve always thought this technique reads better, and is more effective, as verse than as prose, which is the way William S. Burroughs wrote with it originally. It matters how you see it visually. Hearing it read aloud can be powerful too, if the reader lets herself relax and just takes it in. You can string together lines to try to construct a certain image in the whole, but it helps to expand the raw material if you’re going to try this. It’s a challenge to edit and come up with even a surreal total picture if your word or phrase resource is too small.

If you mix it up a little and pick lines that simply catch your eye, and even reverse the order on one or two, it’s just as much fun.

Bitch boots house responses behave
Greek mate biting Donald stroke
Appearance prick culture bite mental
Pregnant stiff furniture sweater Indian
Twisted scent stomach toes bush
Catching sluts Catholic engaged leather
Rubber suck training trips expert
Upgrade bone downtown faith
Lesson balls rubbed teachers tongue
Temperature giving drunk books stories
Damp pussy tight sleeping rope
Erection dirty queen cats bullet
Chains anal holidays weed outdoors
Therapist Toronto sore queer doctor
Fetish alley heels huge dick slit


It gets more interesting, and a lot funnier, if you rearrange the words in the lines. It’s really no longer completely random when you start exerting editorial control, but you’re still working with a limited vocabulary to construct imagery that’s not entirely of your making. You let the words choose themselves, in a way, but you can kind of nudge them a little to change what they express, to tweak the picture. I mined the keywords from my beautiful friend NaughtyInSO’s blog. For this I picked the lines that appealed to me and juggled the words in the lines until I liked the way they read. Then I shuffled the resulting lines around and rearranged the order.

It’s a mad, it’s a mad, it’s a mad, and it’s a mad world:

California strangers multiple meat romance
Email virtual water love food
Chocolate phone head shopping blogs
Dirty erotic events bite background
Messages dark black group cream
Artist stories parked vanilla breasts
America venus college teenage queen
Nasty members dogs forced pain
Control lovers service bottom books
Trick education backyard shower balls
Medical Italian mental singing skills
Kissing latin cats booty call doctor
Behave whining bone death guitar
Platonic sluts library bitch author
Visual throat condom rejection forum

So that’s it. Poetry for those who can’t.
Thank you, darlin’!

And thank you William S. Burroughs. You are still with me.





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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 12:44 pm

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Ha! Was it that boring, Leo?

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 12:48 pm

    Quoting 08540Tantrafun:
    Now that's what would look like if wrote poems. " I don't know what it means man, but it is provocative"
I like cut-ups to begin with, but like I said, a little bit goes a long way. I read all of Burroughs stuff, but I had to do it in smaller increments than a conventional book. You have to put your brain in a different mode.

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pocogato12 71F  
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4/18/2016 12:48 pm

Awesome post- very entertaining!! Thanks

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 12:50 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Awesome post- very entertaining!! Thanks
Thank you dear!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 12:52 pm

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You keep talking like that and you'll see more of this, so be careful!


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NaughtyInSO 113F
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4/18/2016 1:02 pm

Now, after a quick wash up and change of panties, and after cleaning up my keyboard.........
That was hilarious!!!!! You really did the fold and the juggle!
Love it, my friend! Love it.

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08540Tantrafun 60M  
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4/18/2016 1:04 pm

This is the type of stuff kids listen to these days. It comes with a warning that it might trigger epilepsy. Bob Dylan he is not. I think Darwin got it wrong with his theory. You better copyright it, it could be the next hottest song.

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cwazywabbit009 59M
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4/18/2016 1:50 pm

Great way to change things up. Will have to try that sometime.

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sexysixties2 106F
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4/18/2016 2:11 pm

That looks like fun so I might try it sometime but not tonight....I need to get to bed this side of midnight!

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sweet_VM 65F
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4/18/2016 2:35 pm

Your such a tease. like kinky said now that was a real turn on what you wrote hugs V

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 3:39 pm

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Well that settles it. Anybody who doesn't care for reading this stuff will have to take it up with [blog kinkyfem73].

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 3:43 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Now, after a quick wash up and change of panties, and after cleaning up my keyboard.........
    That was hilarious!!!!! You really did the fold and the juggle!
    Love it, my friend! Love it.
I'll say again, thank you darlin'. That first line from your blog keyword search was worth all of it. "California strangers multiple meat romance". I'd kill to have come up with that line on my own! I love you,Pet!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 3:50 pm

    Quoting 08540Tantrafun:
    This is the type of stuff kids listen to these days. It comes with a warning that it might trigger epilepsy. Bob Dylan he is not. I think Darwin got it wrong with his theory. You better copyright it, it could be the next hottest song.

    watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
Shiver me timbers! Not ! Hey: How come we can type " " here but we can't add an 'e'? It's kind of the same thing.

Juxtaposing phrases that would be seem a bit disconnected and not quite incoherent ordinarily isn't new- it's the stringing together of images and thoughts in your head:

She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 3:52 pm

    Quoting cwazywabbit009:
    Great way to change things up. Will have to try that sometime.
Thanks, Wabbit! I tried a long flarf poem for one of the Symposia, "On Sluts" but I don't think it works as well in a longer poem. A few stanzas is enough, I reckon.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 3:54 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    That looks like fun so I might try it sometime but not tonight....I need to get to bed this side of midnight!
It is fun. I'm not inclined to spend a lot of time at it, but once in a while it's entertaining to play with. Sweet dreams!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 3:56 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Your such a tease. like kinky said now that was a real turn on what you wrote hugs V
Thank you V. If this doesn't test the loyalty of my readers, nothing will.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 4:00 pm

    Quoting rockkickass69v2:
    Oh I hate the poetry channel.
    I like when your blog is the nature channel much better. LOL!

Ah, yeah, but you're a fuckin' redneck! As a matter of fact, so am I, but I'm crazy in a different way. I like presenting the nature channel, but I feel like I want diversify now and then. Even PBS has more shows besides "Nature".

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 4:04 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes- I felt good about myself after finding that out too. I'm with you about "blood fetish". It sounds like a slasher movie. But I really do "Love email shower weekend head".

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 4:09 pm

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    I was waiting for"Catching sluts catholic engaged leather" to change to "Catching Catholic sluts leather engaged", or would that be "wooden ruler engaged. " I looked at my keywords: fucking, fuck, head, weekend, weed. I think I need to expand my vocabulary!
If i look at the lines long enough I get into a loop where I just keep rearranging them to something that suddenly hits me as funnier. Sooner or later PD has to bitch slap me to move along!

What the fuck's wrong with your fucking vocabulary? That actually sounds like a pretty good story to me: Fucking, fuck, head, weekend, weed. I've spent worse weekends, that's for sure.

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Annie_V 54F

4/18/2016 5:37 pm

I adore these types of word games. The results you have achieved a fantastically funny.
Thanks for lightening my day

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 5:40 pm

    Quoting joisygirl:
    I guess I'm not sophisticated enough to appreciate it. I hate to say it but sometimes I do just read for the pictures. Yup I am that dumb I guess.
What's not fun and funny about "California strangers multiple meat romance"? You want pictures?

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 5:41 pm

    Quoting Annie_V:
    I adore these types of word games. The results you have achieved a fantastically funny.
    Thanks for lightening my day
Thanks Annie! And fun for the whole family...if you have that kind of family.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/18/2016 10:27 pm

    Quoting yesmamallthetime:
    Hilarious stuff. My brain hurt trying to picture all that. LOL I liked the Catching Catholic Sluts Engaged leather too. I also liked "Wear Brains Shopping First Time Park" and "rope sleeping tight pussy damp." LOL
The first flarf poem I read was by Sharon Mesmer- "I've Got My Shiny Kitten". Next was "Fisting as an Act of Faith" and then by the time I got to "Evil Polish Boners" I was hooked. The poets were mining the internet for computer generated phrases and cutting and pasting to write purposely bad- shocking- poems. I've been saving spam for quite a while to mine it for...crap. It's not as wealthy a lode as it once was. My spam folder used to be rich with the stuff, but technology and techniques have changed, I suppose. I've thought about mining porn video titles for material too. Those are still quite jarring, and just...bad.

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HermanG67 56M
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4/19/2016 7:51 am

chuckle

well done kzoo.... well done


kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/19/2016 8:50 am

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Thanks Spunky. I speculated about the very thing. I think in my case, I love a lot of things, but that's part of being an incurable romantic isn't it?

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/19/2016 8:50 am

    Quoting HermanG67:
    chuckle

    well done kzoo.... well done
Thank you Herman. It was fun!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/19/2016 4:00 pm

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Thank you honey. I like reading cut-ups quite a bit, but I go in streaks with it. The same is true for creating them. But I'd been thinking about them since KItkat1415 and [blog spunkycumfun] brought them up quite some time ago. I had taken a look at my own and saw possibilities. One of these days i'll piss more readers off and compose a more selective piece using more keywords and editing more. My own favorite line is from Pet's blog, "California strangers multiple meat romance".

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nightsoul1962 61F
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4/20/2016 12:44 am

Exciting and funny at the same time......I guess we'll more of it

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nightsoul1962 61F
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4/20/2016 12:45 am

We'll SEE more of it!!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/20/2016 10:47 am

    Quoting oral4ya765:
    There are some really funny combinations in there lol. I wonder if that is how some musicians write songs? Some of the lines in the poems reminded me of song lyrics.
I think so- Steely Dan were fans of William Burroughs. That's where their name came from, the steam powered dildo in "Naked Lunch". Plenty of lyrics suggest a similar method.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/20/2016 10:48 am

    Quoting nightsoul1962:
    Exciting and funny at the same time......I guess we'll more of it
You will, but not right away. My dog is more popular than my flarf poetry.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/20/2016 10:49 am

I knew what you meant. If it weren't for typos I wouldn't be able to write at all.

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humorlife 56M
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4/27/2016 6:46 am

I'd be wringing out panties myself, if I wore 'em. I love your poetry, and yes, your leather Catholic girls inspired Betty Page fantasies. Someone really SHOULD stage photo interpretations of lines from this...

Trust you've also discovered Brion Gysin? A long-ago girlfriend gave me an EP of his (yep, an EP, not an LP -- kids, ask your parents) titled "Orgy Boys" which included a nod in the credits to Patti Smith.

My girlfriend's comment: "Patti Smith is an orgy boy?"

Great stuff!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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4/27/2016 8:23 am

I didn't study Gysin the way I did Burroughs- I thought his ideas were interesting, and of course Burroughs was infatuated with him but I mostly just appreciated his influence.

Some lines are funnier or more powerful than others when you do this- ya never know what you're gonna get. that's part of the fun of doing it. I think the technique made Burroughs a little too obscure though. He was a fine writer with a mystical style in a uniquely outrageous way in his own right.

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