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Blogs > kzoopair > Take two- they're small

Smeary mess parts 10 and 11
 

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
6/19/2016 11:28 am
Smeary mess parts 10 and 11

This themed chain blog was started by mystelle. She tagged doe_ra_me who tagged PassionCork who then tagged spunkycumfun who then tagged joisygirl, who tagged kinkyfem73 who in turned tagged HermanG67, who then tagged MissKissin. MissKissin tagged Bill, and Bill tagged me.

References
[1] mystelle Chain blog [post [3821719]]
[2] doe_ra_me messy; a chain-game thread, second act [post [3839462]]
[3] PassionCork’s A Grip Of Your Baton . . .[post [3841674]]
[4] spunkycumfun’s SMEARY MESS, PART FOUR [post [3842419]]
[5] joisygirl's SMEARY MESS, PART FIVE [post [3842528]]
[6] Kinkyfem73's ~~~Smeary Mess~ Part Six~~~[post [3842583]]
[7] Hermang67 -- Part Seven [[post [3842868]]
[8] VenusRising11 --- Smeary Mess, Part Eight
[9] MissKissin -- Smeary Mess, Part Nine
[10] kzoopair- Bill
[11] kzoopair- Pam

I have included the post titles and the post number, this way the rest of you won’t have to reinvent the wheel, just copy, paste, post. I hope it works as well as it did for Herman...I am not so talented with technical things.

Here’s the story so far:

"He looked in the mirror and with a steady hand applied more of the red gloop, staying carefully within the lines, to avoid making yet again another smeary mess.[1]

Malted Milk Blues; in heuristic dance slyboots picked across terrain of smeary mess.[2]

The terrain was a pitch in France, green was the field on which men strode like peacocks, but, after 90 minutes elapsed those with more balls will strut whilst the rest are laid bare, their faces a smeary mess of tears and hair gel.[3]

After the game, and amidst the flares, the men with lion-size balls danced with joy as if they had slain a dragon generously smeared with freshly sautéed leeks grown in the lands of daffodils, rain and sheep.[4]

Speaking of men with lion-size balls has reminded me of a man I once knew with a noble name, my German lover, mein liebling Reich Friedling, who bet me the result of his wank could hit the mirrors on the ceiling and I know that’s absurd but he was true to his word, now mein liebling is gone, but his memory lives on though far less appealing… because all that remains are the spunk and stains where Friedling once came on the ceiling and there it resides more or less... quite the smeary mess. [5]

As I enter the room, something catches my eye....can it be....surely not....ohmygosh yes it is....I laugh right out loud....theres soooo many other great places to leave such a smeary mess.... [6]

Like a star burst the memory of the smeary mess left on Riech's handsome face after the tongue bath he so expertly administer, flashed into her mind as she gazed around the room [7]

Lion-sized balls have captured my mind in this nonsense invention of messes,both smeary and large. But messes on handsome faces after tongue lashings duly provided leads me in another direction.....right to parts unknown and possibly other smeary messes. [8]

As the couple gazed about the room and all the smeary messes left behind from former visitors, torrid lovers intent on leaving their mark... they decided that they too would leave a smeary mess of their own. Always intent on leaving a positive mark on the world; displaying their passion and fire. [9]

It is a tale told by an idiot- full of sound and fury, and a fucking smeary mess! [10]

I do not like a smeary mess
I do not like fresh watercress
I do not<b> shave </font></b>my furry chest
Now go away, I've done my best. [11]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I am tagging KItkat1415.

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Not_here2meet 55F
3843 posts
6/19/2016 11:33 am

 Pam, I love your poem
Live life to it's fullest!

If you're bored, Read
Hugs
Gypsy


kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/19/2016 11:35 am

 Thank you Debi!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/19/2016 12:04 pm

 Thank you honey.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/19/2016 1:15 pm
    Quoting  :
How could I have refused you?
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sexysixties2 106F
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6/19/2016 1:28 pm

 Well done both of you.
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/19/2016 1:38 pm

 Thank you dear. I hadn't tagged PD yet today, so....
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
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6/20/2016 12:01 am

 A smeary mess will envelop the world at this rate. Donald Trump has got to be in the middle of this mess!


sweet_VM 65F
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6/20/2016 8:13 am

 Lovely poem hugs V
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HermanG67 56M
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6/20/2016 8:30 am

 AWESOME!!!!


kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/20/2016 9:27 am
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    A smeary mess will envelop the world at this rate. Donald Trump has got to be in the middle of this mess!
It is getting bigger, isn't it? Spreading like The Blob!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/20/2016 9:35 am
    Quoting  :
Shakespeare and Seuss...if there was one more of us we coulda squeezed in Sartre: "Man is fully responsible for his nature and his smeary mess."
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/20/2016 9:38 am
    Quoting  :
It might become the Bhagavad Gita of smeary messes.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/20/2016 9:39 am

 Thank you V. It's nice to see you!

Hugggggs B
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/20/2016 9:41 am

 It's working up a head of steam!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/20/2016 10:12 am
    Quoting joisygirl:
    Genius the pair you! A nice turn of the screw, making matters worse in a good way, the messier the better I say, when it comes to all things sexual! Well done!
I'm none too sure about genius...more like wise asses.
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
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6/20/2016 10:26 am
    Quoting joisygirl:
    Best forget Donald Trump at the moment. You have your own smeary mess to contend with first and it is fast approaching!

    Oh do let reasonable heads prevail on Thursday!
Polls have moved to the remain side since the death of the Labour MP by a demented Far Right supporter. I still live in hope!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
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6/20/2016 10:27 am
    Quoting kzoopair:
    It is getting bigger, isn't it? Spreading like The Blob!
Who can stop The Blob?!


kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/20/2016 10:50 am
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Polls have moved to the remain side since the death of the Labour MP by a demented Far Right supporter. I still live in hope!
John Oliver featured Brexit (I hate that fucking word!) on his show "Last Week Tonight" , just last night. You should google it if you haven't seen it. They finished with a hilarious song to the tune of EU anthem "Ode to Joy".

I'm in your camp- I think it makes sense for Britain to remain.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/20/2016 10:51 am

 Only Steve McQueen! And he's dead. Anybody here know how to do a séance?
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Golly06 71M
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6/21/2016 8:12 am

 It was bound to happen. A smeary-mess in stereo.


kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/21/2016 9:12 am
    Quoting Golly06:
    It was bound to happen. A smeary-mess in stereo.
It's the infinite monkey theorem at work. A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. We didn't quite manage that...but we tried.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/21/2016 9:17 am
    Quoting  :
I've been broadening my own horizons lately. I knew I needed to get out of the blog a bit more often and meet some new people. Who knew all these people were hanging around within arm's reach?
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lindoboy100 61M
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6/23/2016 2:22 pm

 Top effort, well done the McPairs!!


kzoopair 73M/71F
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6/23/2016 5:21 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Top effort, well done the McPairs!!
Thank you, Lindo. Behind every great man, there's a great woman. My wife wasn't so lucky, but she sticks with me anyway.
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thegrlsnme 67F
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7/4/2016 6:01 am

 That sounds, looks and smells like one smeary mess.... But cool the way it was done......thegrls
Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


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