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I had too much to dream last night
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I had too much to dream last night October Symposium 23 and the Winner is Pocogato12 has generously volunteered to sponsor the twenty third Virtual Symposium. This is my post. The Electric Prunes: ”I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night”…….. Last night your shadow fell upon my lonely room I touched your golden hair and tasted your perfume Your eyes were filled with love the way they used to be Your gentle hand reached out to comfort me Then came the dawn And you were gone You were gone, gone, gone There are dreams we have when we’re asleep, and dreams we have when we lie awake at night and our minds won’t keep still. And there are idle daydreams too, musings upon what if, oftentimes. As I’ve got older I’ve wished plenty of times that I had never wasted an erection. When you’re young you get hard and stay hard for no particular reason. Even a passing thought will stimulate you- you’re programmed as a young male to stick that thing wherever you can whenever you can stick it, and my own body didn’t fail me. I’d make a call to my dispatcher and the receptionist would answer the phone with that mellifluous voice of hers and I could see her in my mind’s eye, wearing that tight short skirt bending over to get in the bottom drawer of the file cabinet……. and the next thing I know I’m back in the tractor and squirming in my seat because I’ve got a rock hard prick trying to bust out of my jeans. In this case it was provided by the eighteen year old honey haired receptionist with those small and silky teardrop breasts, but it might just as easily have been a woman in the street with a slit skirt flashing me or my customer who was nigh to popping the buttons on her far too small blouse as she leaned over her desk to sign my shipping papers, smiling with her eyes at me and giving me a long languid look at her cavernous and considerable cleavage. And so I’d drive for an hour and my erection would barely subside to relieve my stress. At any time I could have forced my train of though to something less arousing- but what young man does that, especially with miles yet to drive? No, he tortures himself with more fantasy and he shuffles through the Rolodex of images in his brain and pulls out card after card of luscious women he has known or simply seen and remembered, and filed away for later daydreams. And still he keeps drifting back in his daydream to Myrna sitting at the phone in that office, one gorgeous stockinged thigh crossed over the other and nearly baring her butt cheeks….and that pounding, pulsing dick is back to fifteen hundred PSI again. I had too much to dream last night Too much to dream I'm not ready to face the light I had too much to dream Last night Last night And this goes on for years. Over and over again, through the decades, and you become convinced that erectile dysfunction is not about you and never will be, because you know very well you have an endless arsenal of rock hard hymen hammers in your magazine. But it ain’t so. Most men, by the time they reach the age of fifty, have had some diminishment of their cherry splitter. Oh, it may be still plenty stiff enough to pry open and penetrate the poontang, but it begins to lose it’s diamond cutting edge. That camel poker won’t quite crack walnuts anymore, and it has a way of sneaking up on you too, until one day you think the thing must have iron poor blood or something. It’s there, and trying to do it’s job, but the carnal stump is a bit whittled down. And it just doesn’t pump up to quite the same dimension that it once did. If you’re a grower, what used to inflate to six and a half inches is struggling to raise itself up off its elbows to six. And if you’re a shower it might even be worse. You could be faced with a flaccid flesh flute. It might still be a full sixteen centimeters, but the woody quality has wilted and wandered off. The room was empty as I staggered from my bed I could not bear the image racing through my head You were so real that I could feel your eagerness And when you raised your lips for me to kiss Came the dawn And you were gone You were gone, gone, gone Now, there are remedies for this. Plenty of men use cock rings to enhance stamina even when not suffering from ED, and better living through modern chemistry has given us pharmacological fixes. Blood pressure problems, constriction of blood vessels and nasty item called cavernosal failure can all result in a failed muscle missile launch. Without getting into the technical details and the mechanics of it, these chemicals work, and for most men they work well. But this isn’t an instructional post about how to rejuvenate a rusty rectum wrangler- this post is about dreams. I had too much to dream last night Too much to dream I'm not ready to face the light I had too much to dream Last night Last night So I had got to musing one night while somewhat inebriated and simultaneously chatting with two fine friends, namely KItkat1415 and Rachel0718 and it occurred to me that the dream solution would be to have an Erection Vault. Therein would be stored in pristine and perfect condition, ready for use, all those unused erections of days gone by. It had occurred to me while conversing with these two winsome wenches that I had wasted a lot of hard ons. What would I not give to have some of them back? Well, why think small? Why not have all of them back, and stored in perfect humidity and temperature for use at a later date, when an opportunity to make the beast with two backs might present itself in future years? I would of course be the only human to have access to this bank, and I might enter it from time to time to visit with my Banked Dicks, (with apologies to W.C. Fields) and fondle and caress them tenderly. I might in this way develop favorites in much the same way that a wine connoisseur has great expectations of a particular vintage, say a Schlongmaster 2000 or a Muffin Buffer ’96. They might be reattached like a Snap-on Tool, or better yet, a Twistloc. A firm push and a crank to the right and the love train is back on the tracks! I could have brochures printed up for prospective customers- women say they don’t care for dick pics, but they haven’t seen my catalog! It would of course be very tastefully done, not on that flimsy glossy porno paper but printed on the finest quality heavyweight stuff, and suitable for a coffee table book. Get one for each member of the family…a Book of Fine Members. A Who’s Who of Womb Raiders In my vault there would be row upon stacked row of memorable erections, of course every one with a product description and historical details as to the occasion and cause of arousal in each case, and a rating on the Mohs scale of hardness. I might spend entire afternoons admiring my collection, and while away the time stroking them and pampering them, a Gentleman’s Garden of Groinstalks. I had too much to dream last night Too much to dream I'm not ready to face the light I had too much to dream Last night Last night I had too much to dream last night. Become a member now and get a free tote bag. |
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I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming Dreaming is free Dreaming Dreaming is free Dreaming Dreaming is free Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Oh kzoo. I am sorry., I thou your post said. "I had too much to drink last night". not sure how I got that mix up. maybe I am drunk hahahaha
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Sounds like you had a fun night then. I had a few drinks. but I did not get that drunk. I had 3 drinks all night long. My friend that was with me. he got hammer cause he was taking shots of tequila. I am glad I did not do those, he was offering by I said no. glad I did that LOL Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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An Erection Vault is a great idea. Driving with an erection is not only frustrating but can be dangerous! There's little other distraction for the erection to subside! I think all drivers should have a hand-relief driving assistant by law. The roads would be safer!  
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An Erection Vault is a great idea. Driving with an erection is not only frustrating but can be dangerous! There's little other distraction for the erection to subside! I think all drivers should have a hand-relief driving assistant by law. The roads would be safer! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Oh kzoo. I am sorry., I thou your post said. "I had too much to drink last night". not sure how I got that mix up. maybe I am drunk hahahaha Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I love dreaming
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Good one KZ.. sounds like an awesome night there hugs V I am sure this will be a great turnout as most are not Canadian people celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Your Gentleman’s Garden of Groinstalks, would it be open to public or "members only"? And what would be required to become a member? Inquiring minds...... Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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 A bank of dicks. .. Isn't that kinda what this place is?  And the part about snap-ons reminds me of a bit by Sam Kinison. He was glad that "These are connected. They don't come off." -- Otherwise your wife would take them as soon as you got married.  Although it would be nice to be able to get some of those that wouldn't go away back if the need arises. 
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This a great contribution to the Symposium a great read here.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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I love dreaming Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Good one KZ.. sounds like an awesome night there hugs V I am sure this will be a great turnout as most are not Canadian people celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend! The Symposia have always been a good thing for the bloggers. I'm grateful to Poco for volunteering to keep it going. Hugggggs B Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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It would make a great coffee table book. Christmas is coming, Kinky! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Your Gentleman’s Garden of Groinstalks, would it be open to public or "members only"? And what would be required to become a member? Inquiring minds......   Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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A bank of dicks. .. Isn't that kinda what this place is? And the part about snap-ons reminds me of a bit by Sam Kinison. He was glad that "These are connected. They don't come off." -- Otherwise your wife would take them as soon as you got married. Although it would be nice to be able to get some of those that wouldn't go away back if the need arises. Yeah, I got to wishing I could have even half those never dipped hardons back and then I though, hell, why not just wish for all of them back- you know, recycle them. It's the ecologically sound approach. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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This a great contribution to the Symposium a great read here.. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You have a deal! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Very good idea and a guy (or gal) can always dream, can't they? Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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soooo many things to now try to get out of my mind!!! And just wait awhile hun, it just gets smaller and smaller and smaller with age...til it's just a wee nub ...
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Very good idea and a guy (or gal) can always dream, can't they? Kk Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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soooo many things to now try to get out of my mind!!! And just wait awhile hun, it just gets smaller and smaller and smaller with age...til it's just a wee nub ... Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Bonjour Kzoopair Une Banque des érections économisées et rendus avec les intérêts me semble une grande idée. Où ouvre t'on un compte? ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Kzoopair A Bank of erections savings and rendered with the interests seems a great idea. Where we opens an account? ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Bonjour Kzoopair Une Banque des érections économisées et rendus avec les intérêts me semble une grande idée. Où ouvre t'on un compte? ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Kzoopair A Bank of erections savings and rendered with the interests seems a great idea. Where we opens an account? ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥ Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Plentifulness often leads to waste... but then again didn't it feel good at the time... But I do sympathize with you on the storage/banking idea... to be able to make a "withdrawal" at the appropriate time. Would this system earn interest? Of course the ability to recall the cause of the inflation alone could be worth the investment. Sweet memories especially if the memories come with the sensations... I remember all too well the times in school trying to conceal the bulge in my pants as I moved between classes carrying my books in front of me rather than to the side in one hand, the books rocking side to side over the lump as I walked.  Some weapons are hard to conceal...  Vive La Difference
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