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Blogs > kzoopair > Take two- they're small

Nevada Elects Dead  

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
11/7/2018 7:19 pm
Nevada Elects Dead

Dennis Hof, the deceased<b> owner </font></b>of a handful of brothels in Nevada, has defeated his Democratic opponent, an educator named Lesia Romanov. The contest was for the 36th Assembly district, considered a safe Republican seat. Hof was found dead on October 16 at the Love Ranch, a whorehouse owned by him. He was found by Ron Jeremy and a at the Love Ranch. He had been celebrating his 72nd birthday the previous weekend. He had starred in the HBO series “Cathouse” and had also written a book, “The Art of the ”, perhaps a takeoff on Trump’s “Art of the Deal”. Local officials will appoint a Republican to fill Hof’s seat.

Hof received 17,179 votes to 10, 057 for Romanov, 63 per cent of the vote. He’d have got even more votes if he’d been chained to a dead underaged . This is what making America great again is all about, folks. Hold muh beer an’ watch this! Dead pimps for Jesus! Yeehaw and amen!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/7/2018 7:19 pm

 Praise the Lord and Pass the pussy!
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dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
11/8/2018 7:31 am

 seriously? omfg the world is definitely going to hell in a handbasket and the USA is leading the way


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/8/2018 9:20 am
    Quoting dayzeeme:
    seriously? omfg the world is definitely going to hell in a handbasket and the USA is leading the way
A lot of voters don't look past the D or the R next to each candidate. And I reckon the ones who knew Hof was dead figured there'd be another Republican appointed to replace him. Still, electing a dead pimp has to set some kind of record.
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sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
11/9/2018 9:52 am

 How the hell can a deceased person be named on a voting paper.....Something really stupid there!!!!!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/9/2018 8:37 pm
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    How the hell can a deceased person be named on a voting paper.....Something really stupid there!!!!!
It's happened before. Our former U.S. Attorney General once lost a Missouri election to a dead guy. The ballots get printed and they don't have time to change them. It would cost a ton of money to hold a new and special election just for that office. Sometimes there's time to try to regroup. In 2002 Paul Wellstone, a Minnesota senator, was killed in a plane crash eleven days before the election and former U.S. Vice President Walter Mondale - retired at the time- stepped in to run for that seat. He lost, despite having been popular among Minnesotans.

But I think this was the first dead pimp on the ballot.
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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/10/2018 7:41 pm

 Great to hear from you. You always find something interesting to read hugs V
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/11/2018 12:12 am
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Great to hear from you. You always find something interesting to read hugs V
It's nice to hear from you too V. Hugs back.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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11/11/2018 12:41 pm
    Quoting  :
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
11/13/2018 10:07 pm

 You can't make that stuff up. lol The world is a bewildering place.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/14/2018 9:19 am
    Quoting gardenboy321:
    You can't make that stuff up. lol The world is a bewildering place.
It's a good thing the states are legalizing reefer. People are gonna need help dealing with this shit.
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wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
11/20/2018 10:44 am

 smh
You cannot conceive the many without the one.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/20/2018 11:30 am

 He's probably the least dangerous kind of Republican- a dead one.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/14/2019 2:27 pm
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Thank you dear...Dumplin'?
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JJPark2018 56M/44F

8/6/2019 1:32 am

 wow My wife may have worked for him long ago.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/6/2019 11:44 am
    Quoting JJPark2018:
    wow My wife may have worked for him long ago.
Seriously? What was that like?
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