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Fantasy AFF!
Fantasy AFF! Okay, so we all know there are many, many things wrong with FriendFinder-x So, if you could have your "Fantasy FriendFinder-x", your dream site, where you get to pick and choose what features you want on the site, what would you pick? It can be practical, something really out there, it can be as wild as you like... It is, after all, your "Fantasy FriendFinder-x" I'll kick it off... I would implement a filter so that no old coots could view my profile; message me or post picture comments. Honestly, you're 72 and you think a 34 year old is going to...what? Pick you up when you fall over Come on now, get a grip on reality! I'm sure there are lots of lovely women out there in your own age group you could contact I would have a filter that catches all those women who add those older men to their network. Giving them false hope that yes, a 22 year old really does want to date a 70 year old! It's not going to happen! So I'd make it compulsory that they had to have sex with these old guys they're so keen to befriend. Let's see how eager they are after a night of Old Spice and viagra! I would ban teenagers from the site. I've seen people in chat rooms protest when I've commented that I immediately block teenagers as they're just , and refuse to chat to them, "But they're legal!". Yes, but legal doesn't always mean it's right Go out with your friends, , enjoy what's left of your teenage years. Don't waste your time here! I'd ban anyone who uses the blog section to find someone. That's what your profile is for, use it! I'd also ban those people whose blogs you click on only to be told "This post is only viewable by this member's friends." Then get it to hell off the public blog page, then! So that's just a few of mine, I might add more later. It's just a bit of fun, so don't take it seriously or take offence. If you do get offended? Well, you'll just have to build a bridge and get over it I'm keen to hear what your "Fantasy FriendFinder-x" might look like! "I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..." |
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It would be nice to have all those things, and they make them work.
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i love the way you think!!
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OMG I got that mail sent to me last year and I was not amused!!!! lol That would be great for the offenders lol
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My Fantasy FriendFinder-x would be filled with beautiful bi ladies as opposed to men trying to make me straight lol. Like hidden, I'd want different sections for different people who want different things from the site, therefore no wasting anyone's time! I'd have a naughty FriendFinder-x step for those who think it's acceptable to abuse other members by swearing at them for no reason, name calling, or simply disrespecting their choices! I see it already on this blog and it's so silly. I'd have big cyber boot that would automatically boot morons right out the back door never to be heard from again I will try to think of more later!! This is a fun blog but alas yes, some didn't get it and/or took it a little serious
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Great blog! I'd have fantasy bouncers at the fantasy door ID'ing everyone as they entered No fakes allowed! Here to fuck? To the left. Here to chat? To the right. Here to blog? Down the middle and so on There would be a different sexy gorgeous lady, such as yourself to escort me through the corridors of Fantasy FriendFinder-x each and every day, each one begging me to fuck them of course it's MY fantasy site so they wouldn't be interested in any other guy Oh yeah and they'd all want to tuck me into bed at night once I've had my wicked way with as many gorgeous women as I can handle Well you did say fantasy right?
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Brilliant idea You could put them all on a fantasy FriendFinder-x island never to be heard from again. It looks as if only a few of us have really understood what this blog is about Nice one! "I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."
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I would definitely have a place for the wall of shame. Some type of penalty box for the asshats, idiots and morons. a rejection line would be beneficial to those that cannot take no for an answer. thats all I have for now
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I'd make face pics and full length body pics compulsory. Also a report facility so you could ban people who stand you up or use fake pics . . .
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I would definitely have a place for the wall of shame. Some type of penalty box for the asshats, idiots and morons. a rejection line would be beneficial to those that cannot take no for an answer. thats all I have for now
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"I'd ban anyone who uses the blog section to find someone. That's what your profile is for, use it! " That's a bit harsh. Women just don't look at profiles, and men can't earn points for views or sign up to be an "Icebreaker". So one way for men who don't want to pay for membership to communicate is via the blogs. Also, profiles are where people sell themselves. On the blogs they quite often let things slip that show their true nature... I'd like to get rid of the fakes, dead profiles and the filler profiles that ARF creates to swell the numbers of women on the site. There's at most 50 women in Cambridgeshire who are active on the site, not the 1000 that ARF says
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I like the Sections idea, but my main gripe of this site is the way they DON'T screen new profiles and photos. I know they can't and won't ever get rid of all the fakes on here, but at least make a better effort.
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Expose all cheating spouses to their respective husbands and wives. Done preferably by a big loud marching band in the neighbourhood of the said cheater, carrying a big banner to let everyone know what they've been up to behind their husband or wife's back. Mandatory weight checks! No more "a little extra padding" for the obese! Tell your truth! Be who you are! And finally, a public beating for all the fake ass people on the site, but that might take a while
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I would break the site up into different "sections". People who just want to hook up, and another section for people who actually really want to meet people for friendship or getting to know people. Neither section would be able to message the other. I think this would reduce the "want to fuck?" emails that a lot of women get. I would also want everybody to have to verify their identity. No, not require them to post actual photos of themselves because some people do want to be discreet, but I think that proof to the website that a person is real should be mandatory. It would get rid of all of the fake and bot profiles that are out there! That is just for starters, I'm sure I could come up with more! ...
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