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See If You Can Keep Up  

IT2000 55M
1 posts
7/28/2014 5:31 pm
See If You Can Keep Up

These are the random observations I've had while being on here. Be forewarned, they are random, so see if you can keep up with these:
why do you hop on someone's cam, stare for a while, and then when he speaks, you disconnect?
(I use "YOU" as a general statement. If any of these actually apply to you, it's coincidental).
why is the rate of<b> men looking </font></b>at my cam about 95% of the time?
do you look at the cams / people on cam, then do a Search for people in your area, find the "cammer", then see if what they are looking for is something you can fulfill/meet?
I'm not a couple, nor am I two women.
Couples don't seem to want me, and there's a 99% chance a couple of two women don't want a male. If they did, they could go to any bar and find a willing guy.
I don't go to bars, which makes the above impossible to happen.
I don't play the lottery, which makes winning it impossible too.
I'm not a woman (and really, the facial hair shoulda been a clue on that one).
Funny doesn't come across as funny all the time while in print. It's helpful to hear the tone of voice.
Pip pip cheerio sounds funnier in voice than it does in text.
I'm on cam often because it's easier to talk than type, but it's also WAY more funny.
Ladies: if you want a relationship, find a guy less attractive than you. He'll know he's dating above his league and probably be pretty nice to ya.
Is this really the website to go on to find a long term relationship? Maybe. I know one couple that found happiness here.
I've known other people who have found happiness for one night at a time.
I guess nice guys do finish last?
You want a beast in bed? That's not me. Maybe a little hair pulling, but I'm simply not a mean person, and I have a difficult time trying to inflict pain on a woman. They get enough pain outside of the bed.
Is there anything better than hearing a woman moan with pleasure and making her cum? Hey, that was ME! *I* made her feel great!
Honestly, the only thing better is having her put her head on my chest afterwards and cuddling up. Seriously!
Your skin color doesn't matter. Not only can you not change it, you didn't get to choose it either.
Your weight is immaterial. I know beautiful people in many sizes, and their size has nothing to do with their beauty.
Yes, I ride a motorcycle. Just cuz I'm 160 pounds doesn't mean I can't handle the bike. Sure, backing it up kinda sucks, but it's still a lot of fun to ride.
The star ratings on cam don't seem to actually mean anything.
And no, I'm not standing up to show you my $0$^. That's by personal invitation only.
If you're not going to meet in person, why bother?
I have met in person and will continue to do so. Not for the sex. Ok... not just for the sex. But, it's the people. I've met some really nice people on FriendFinder-x. I think what I relate to the most isn't the sex, but it's the fact that (let's be honest now) most folks on here have an open-minded view about sex. If you have a different view than what has been jammed down our throats all our lives, then you are (wait! sit down) you are a FREE thinker. You have enough brain cells to be able to look at things, question them, and then make your own decisions. O to the M to the capital G! Go you!!! You beez smart n stuff!
But seriously, I'm more drawn to free thinkers than people who think anything that isn't what Mamma taught them is "weird".
Oh, by the way, I'm weird. Thank you very much.
If you aren't at least 25% weird, please don't contact me. Please go sit on the porch while the free thinking dogs roam the streets, looking for adventures.
Life is too damn short to not have adventures.
And if you managed to read all of the above, please feel free to comment / email / send death threats (that's for the 1.5% weird, cuz they are defensive about what their Mamma taught them).
Peace, love, and soooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuulllllll


TXArmyWife 51F
1964 posts
7/28/2014 6:31 pm

That was very interesting, and funny, and free thinking!!

No death threats here. My momma didn't teach me nothing!! LOL!

I need a really great kiss!!


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