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Have it your way . . . that girl/girl conundrum
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Have it your way . . . that girl/girl conundrum This week's blog is about the rug munchers, lettuce lickers, tuna pot pourri sniffers, those that drink from the furry cup. Sisters who are very interested in their fellow woman. After a while online you'll notice that there are a number of real (or fake) women who say they are bi or bi-curious . . . and an almost equal number of women who say it's impossibly hard to meet another woman. If you look at couples profiles it's really striking the number where the man is straight but the woman is bisexual or bi-curious. This is a major discrepancy which taken at face value would suggest there are far more bisexual women in the world than there are men. I had a female friend who once told me that there were almost NO bisexual women out there. She was someone who slept with both sexes, she didn't call herself bisexual - she always said she was a lesbian who happened to love the cock too. How is that not bisexual you might ask? She explained that while she liked men, she'd sleep with men, she'd never fall in love with one and have a loving relationship with one in the same way she would with a woman (and psychologists so say that lesbian love is different from all other emotional attachments).  Shyla Stylez - has featured in many all-girl 'instructional videos' - but has never worn a pair of dungarees or cut her hair short Lesbian love is really really intense and full on, most other forms of love are a pretty pale imitation, this might explain why my friend said that a lot of lipstick lesbians/bi curious women were just putting on an act - it was more to please their partners or to be an exhibitionist than anything really heartfelt or genuine. Perhaps there are many on here would would disagree and say other women get them steamed up and cumming hard (without the aid of toys). However I know a fair few women who have dabbled and have kicked their lesbicious tendencies into touch. One said to me 'Bi women are a nightmare Matt, they're either really unsure of themselves, or the ones that know they are bi think they're doing you a massive favour because they're so rare.' Some women demand that you bring a bi-playmate along or you won't get to meet them - they know full well that's effectively slamming the door in your face, I say 'Yeah great, so I'll just go for a walk in the country, past the disused quarry full of Unicorns, and the little wood crawling with Giant Pandas, and there I'll find a colony of single available bi-femmes, couldn't be easier.' For the women on here who are trying hard to find another woman and who are civilised enough not to tell me to Fuck Off just for saying hello to them, I'm very sympathetic. They constitute a small group who are actually trying to achieve something more difficult than I am. A recent BBC report said that 2% of the adult population is bisexual, it made no suggestion that there was a significant difference in the number of bi's between one gender or the other. If this is true, and I'd trust the BBC more than what people say on dating sites, then finding another bi in your area who is pleasant and attractive will be fiendishly difficult, even for those who are pretty, motivated and really socially<b> skilled. </font></b>As a single guy, getting a date with a single girl on here isn't easy, but it's easier than for two bi-femmes to get together, especially as many aren't the sharpest tools in the box - why do they think it's a good idea to put 'bi' in their screen name and then complain about being deluged by male attention - if you're really only looking for women put '4femmes' or '4girlz' there! Because I know it's impossibly hard, and I'm a helpful kind of guy I've tried to play matchmaker a few times and pass on bi-femme contacts to girls I know who are on the lookout and finding that pickings are slim (i.e. nearly all of them). Perhaps they think I'm being patronising and I shouldn't offer to help, but my matchmaking efforts have never come to anything  Perhaps my lesbian cock-loving friend is onto something . . . Tera Patrick and 'friends' - except they scratch each others eyes out off-cam . . . |
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Before WWI the House of Lords were mulling over changes to the law regarding Homosexuality. In the statute law there was no mention of Lesbianism because the lords seriously thought that it was the olden day equivalent of an 'Urban Myth' - tipping the velvet was talked about a little but it couldn't really exist could it? . . . or could it?  How times have changed, look at the internet now - Youtube gets 12 billion views a year, Redtube gets 80 billion views a year. Porn sites are incredibly popular and girl on girl action is rammed down people's throats (pun intended). I guess awareness of Lesbianism is now ubiquitous, precisely what you can do in a girl/girl situation is well known and in porn it looks like a lot of fun. It's one of many things that's being projected onto people as a sexual situation they ought to enjoy, perhaps because it's become fashionable or it's entertaining for others - a potentially annoying conformity like lads on a night out all drinking the same amount of the same beer and not being allowed to go for a piss until they're 10 pints in. If it's something you haven't naturally wanted to do since puberty, it's probably a fantasy which may or may not turn out right in real life. Talking to a friend at a party once he told me about a woman there who wanted to satisfy her Big Black Cock fantasy, she went to her local swing club, picked out a guy, went back to her chalet, and then when they were together alone, about to get down to business . . . she blinked. It didn't feel right. Because he was a nice guy, the man stayed there for 30 mins, they had a comfy chat, went back out and pretended they'd both had a great time, putting a brave face on it. I guess if you don't try you never know, but not all expeditions end in triumph . . .
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