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Our cuddly bedfellows
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Our cuddly bedfellows I woke up this morning to the shocking revelation that back in the 70s the BBC wanted to block the introduction of female characters onto the Sooty and Sweep show. The Director General no less objected because 'we don't want to introduce sex onto the programme'. The show's producers were insistent, so Sooty's girlfriend Sue was brought into the fray in the context of a No Touching rule.  Sooty and Sweep - dangerous sexual subversives It is absurd to think that a bunch of puppets mucking about could have a major influence on the thought processes of young and make them adults before their time. Much in the same way it was ridiculous that Australia banned Roadrunner cartoons because they feared an epidemic of cliffjumping. Dolls, puppets and toys are an important part of childhood, however and my toy of choice was Action Man. My Man had a dinghy and snowmobile and used to fight pitched battles with the other neighbourhood Action Men when I was eight. Of course when you are growing up something from three years ago is the uncoolest thing in the world so I sold off or threw away all of my toys when I was a because I didn't want to seem retarded. Not everyone sees things this way though, I know of three women who go to bed with cuddly toys. The first to reveal their continuing enthusiasm for a cuddly toy was a woman in her late 20s. She had a particularly weird Daddy complex and despite being slim/athletic she went for guys who were 30 - 40 years older than her, and if they were fat and<b> bald </font></b>all the better. She told me that despite being alone in bed she wasn't lonely and because of the bear there wasn't enough room for me there. Thankfully my first and only toy-related brush off.  Fashion has moved on from the basic brown bear and people seem to prefer TV & Film characters these days. A good online friend of mine has Bagpuss and the moody bear Lotso in her spare room. One day she did a knickerless cam show, Bagpuss and Lotso sat calmly at the back of the bed resting against the pillows, looking up her skirt. My friend is a genuine hunny but even this sight failed to lift Bagpuss's hanging jowls and put a smile on his miserable face.  Bagpuss, a lapdancer's worst nightmare Is the adult retention of a childish habit the sign someone is a complete kook or just some harmless fun? Let me know what you think . . . |
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