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Blogs > LaffLuvLilyslive > L.L.L.'s erotic Garden

lets start this day off with a chuckle oe two :P  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2336 posts
11/1/2014 6:04 am
lets start this day off with a chuckle oe two :P


#1.
Once in the middle of the night two little boys got up to get some water from the kitchen. On their way past their parent’s bedroom they heard a funny sound coming out from there. The oldest boy looked into the keyhole. He backed up and said, "I can't believe it!” The younger brother looked in afterwards and said, "And she yells at me for sucking my thumb

#2.
Why is a woman like KFC?
......Because after that succulent breast and tender thighs all your left with is a greasy box to put your bone in!!!!!

#3
One Payday Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit O'Honey so he took Miss Hershey back in the Power house on the corner of Clark & Fifth Ave. He began to feel her Mounds and that was sure Almond Joy which made his Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker and his Butterfingers went up her Kit Kat and caused a Milky Way. She screamed "O Henry" and squeezed his Zagnuts. Miss Hershey said you were even better than the Three Musketeers. Soon she was a bit Chunky. Nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.

isn't all this bling awesome !!!

which one do you think was the best joke?????
1
2


4
if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
Romephius 47M
182 posts
11/1/2014 6:20 am

 Joke 1 was the funniest, joke 2 was fun, especially with the pic. Thanks for the giggle.

Take care, have fun.


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/1/2014 6:25 am:
ty for the nice comment

getlucky2132 45M
4996 posts
11/1/2014 6:24 am

 1,3 then 2. I tried hard to make it through all the ass, pussy and multi-cock sucking pic's....I'm a trooper!

Who the hell I'm I kidding? I love that ass shot with the kitty peeking out
Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/1/2014 6:45 am:
you don't enjoy pics

SHYGUY3319 63M
Ask me for a photo

11/1/2014 6:41 am

 I thought one was cute....
Kisses


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/1/2014 6:46 am:
ty you shy one is cute that is why I picked it

justskin1 72M
13175 posts
11/1/2014 7:13 am

 Loved #1 the most. #3 was wittiest. The pictures were great. I love a peach shot.
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/1/2014 8:10 am:
just skin welcome to my blog... I agree with what you said,

getlucky2132 45M
4996 posts
11/1/2014 8:39 am

 LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/1/2014 9:45 am:
you don't enjoy pics

I was just teasing, hell yeah like pic's!
Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/2/2014 5:19 am:
I know I was messin with ya hun

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
11/1/2014 1:27 pm

 #2 for me
Some awesome gifs too


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/2/2014 5:21 am:
ty the gifs are some bling by sur mc something cant remember his whole name

neilcoates 48M
1460 posts
11/2/2014 1:06 am

 dunno but wow sucking 2 cocks at once is hot !!


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/2/2014 8:06 am:
its one of my fantasies

neilcoates 48M
1460 posts
11/2/2014 10:19 am

 Really .. well I'd be happy to help


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/3/2014 8:30 am:
oh ill keep that in mind hun

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