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Blogs > LaffLuvLilyslive > L.L.L.'s erotic Garden

just some jokes  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2336 posts
12/16/2014 5:29 pm
just some jokes

Q)Why do women have foreheads?
A)So men have a place to kiss them after a Blow job

A wise man once said you should treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner........Once she stops sucking......
Change the fucking bag

Q)Why do doctors slap babies'<b> butts </font></b>right after they're born?
A)To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Q)What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A)The man.

Q)What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
A)An insurance company.

A family are driving behind a dustcart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen.
Embarrassed and to protect her young sons innocence, the woman says it was an insect, to which one of the boys replied "I'm surprised it can fly with a cock like that!"

Old couple sat in church. During the service wife whispers "I have just done a silent fart, what should I do?"
Hubby says "put a fuckin battery in your hearing aid"


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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
burblesback07 42M
531 posts
12/16/2014 6:23 pm

 Excellent !!!!

Boy: I want you to tell me something that makes me both happy and sad at the same time ?

Girl: Youve got a much bigger cock than all your friends !


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 12/17/2014 11:38 am:
cold but funny thanks for sharing a joke with me

cyclingfool 62M  
6666 posts
12/16/2014 6:31 pm

 Ok, I wear hearing aids. I am using the last one...lol


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 12/17/2014 11:38 am:
pretty good wasn't it

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
12/17/2014 7:55 am


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 12/17/2014 11:39 am:

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/17/2014 10:36 am
I like the silent fart joke.


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 12/17/2014 11:40 am:
that seems to be a lot of peoples favorite one

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