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JOKES of the day :P  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2336 posts
1/20/2015 8:46 am
JOKES of the day :P


Boy Parts & Girl Parts!

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says,
''I have something to tell you about your ...''

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, ''What's wrong with it?''

The doctor says, ''There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a<b> hermaphrodite.</font></b>''

The woman looks confused. ''A hermaphrodite, what's that?''

The doctor replies, ''It has both features of a male and a female.''

The woman looks at him and says "whew"...
"You mean it has a penis AND a brain?''

Ya know I love you guys

Nuns & Wieners!

Two foreign nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other,
"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot vendor and they both walk towards the cart.

"Two dogs, please," says one.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin
to unwrap their 'dogs'.

The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously,
"What part did you get?"



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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
1/21/2015 6:50 am

I'll forgive for the first joke. It was funny after all


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 1/21/2015 10:29 am:
ok c

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