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Blogs > LaffLuvLilyslive > L.L.L.'s erotic Garden

zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2336 posts
6/11/2015 9:47 am
zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him, "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package on the driveway. When she opened the package, she found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
6/11/2015 11:17 am

 Hahahahah!! Good one!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


EasyriderNM 64M
3074 posts
6/11/2015 12:16 pm

However, the physicist in me crunched the numbers in my head and thought, "Wow! About 4.6 g's acceleration, that's called a missile!"
Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
Audentes Fortuna Iuvat
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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
6/11/2015 3:03 pm
I'm guessing the murder weapon was those bathroom scales?


easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
6/13/2015 12:53 pm

 that's a good one coach!!!

I'm borrowing this one...

thanks LaffLuvLilyslive!!!


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