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Blogs > ILike2watch1956 > Adventure Time

Elephant Man  

ILike2watch1956 67M
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6/27/2017 11:26 pm

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6/27/2017 11:30 pm
Elephant Man

I was just asked a question about my life. If you could have any other job than the one you have right now, what would it be? I was like what? Why you ask me that? I was just curious. Oh ok. So I gave my answer. I would be a porn movie star. What ? You heard me a porn star. My friend just started laughing. Why in the hell would you to be a porn star? There are so many reasons. Then I said I would even have a cool screen name. He is still laughing, but he take moment to ask really what? So I told him elephant man. He is just rolling now. What the fuck, really elephant man? Yep. Here's why. No it's not because my dick is as big as an elephants trunk. I figured I could shroud my dick in mystery. Like the elephant man. You see my dick would never be seen. It would be covered until it is in the pussy or mouth or ass. An the women would always scream like they are being split in half. I said just imagine that movie. I would make a bazillion dollars. Everyone would want my movies. They would be asking question like is his dick really that big. or is it so ugly that no one would want to look at it. My mystery dick cover would go viral on the internet. Everyone would want to see my movies just out of curiosity. Hoping to get a glimpse of my elephant dick. My friend look at me and said man it is amazing how your mind works. I said I know. I cannot let my mind wonder. It would never come back.

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