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Lessons in Condom Use  

Cruiser4900 75M
16 posts
11/6/2014 5:34 am
Lessons in Condom Use
Cover your stump, before you hump. It will be sweeter, if you wrap your peter. No ballon - No party Before you attack her, wrap your rammer. Don’t be silly, protect your willy. Don't be a prick, cover your dick. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Cover your skin, before you break in. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner. You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong. If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. She won’t get sick, if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Cap it, before you tap it. Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection, protect your erection. Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil. If you really love her, wear a cover. Don’t make a mistake, muzzle your snake. Sex is cleaner, with a packaged wiener. Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker. Bag it, before you tag it. If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. No glove, No love. Don’t be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke. While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis A crank with armor, will never harm her. Even If she's eager, protect her beaver. Put a condom on your dink, before you slip it in her sink. Cloak the joker, before you poke her. Encase that torch, before you paint her porch. Don't surprise her, plug your geyser. Safe sex, or no sex, Cover that lumber, before you pump her. Protect her wrinkle, before you sprinkle. She won't bristle, if you wrap your whistle. Cage that snake, then shake and bake. Cover your peter, it will be much neater. Put on the sling, before you get some bling.

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