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Lost in Translation  

Cruiser4900 75M
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11/23/2014 6:30 am
Lost in Translation
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee and the angels advise him that he is free to enjoy any of the many leisure opportunities available there. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original texts of the Holy Scriptures. To do this, he must first learn the ancient languages and their alphabets. For the next century, the Pope studiously learns all of the ancient languages.

After becoming a linguistics master, he sits down in the<b> library </font></b>and begins to read every version of the Bible, working backwards from the most recent to the original script.

All of a sudden there is a scream in the<b> library. </font></b>The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering,
"An 'R'! They left out the 'R'”.
God takes him aside, offering him comfort and asks him,
"What is the problem, my ?"
After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again,
"It's the letter 'R'... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE."

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