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Blogs > Cruiser4900 > The Humor Hut

Custer's Last Thoughts  

Cruiser4900 75M
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12/4/2014 6:29 am
Custer's Last Thoughts

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his<b> library </font></b>wall so he commissioned an artist to paint one. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said,

"I am a history buff and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that
went through Custer's mind before he died at the Little Bighorn battle site. I am going out of town on business for a week and when I return I expect to see it completed."

Upon his return, the billionaire excitedly went to his<b> library </font></b>to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo, surrounded by hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions.

Furious, he summoned the artist to the<b> library.

</font></b>"What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire.
"Why that's exactly what you asked for" said the artist calmly.
"No, I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"
"And there you have it," said the artist.
"I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians.'"

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