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Holiday Office Party Consequences  

Cruiser4900 75M
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1/2/2015 7:59 am
Holiday Office Party Consequences
After the annual office Holliday party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful tone.
"You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeding in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulting the chairman of the company to his face."
"He's an arrogant, self-important jerk, piss on him!" John unapologetically responded.
"You did. All over his suit; and he fired you." Louise informed him.
"Well, screw him," said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday." said Louise casually.

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