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If Women Used Pickup Lines Like Men.
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If Women Used Pickup Lines Like Men. "I'm not wearing any socks...And I have the panties to match." "That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too." "Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?" "Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you." "You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it." "My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?" "I`ve got the buns if you have the dog" "I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket" "You look like a hard worker. I have a opening you can fill" "If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package" "I know why they call it a beaver. Because I`m dying for some wood" |
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I think it would change the whole ballgame !!!!
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For some reason I think those may work on the guys better than those sort work on women but that is just a hunch. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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i like these lines, you should write a book
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....well, seems a little more complicated than need be...all a woman has to do is say "wanna fuck?".....
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everyone of them would let you pick me up
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1 post 7/24/2015 7:41 pm |
It would work!!!!!!
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