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Ummmmm wow! just WOW! 
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I am astounded at the various thing I learn on this site. Makes me want to keep coming back for more! 
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Cheese-oh, is that not called 'pegging'?? And 40 - 70 Hours???  The poor guy's gash mush be red raw at the end ay that!! Dearie me McBiggles, you are quite the nature buff, what?!?
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Ouch!! Well, I'll try anything once, just since it's you mind!!
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* in my Joel Grey soft Asian voice * Young (or is it Jung) grasshoppa, if you are to learn from sensei you must absorb the lesson, beginning with the right question, to glean the correct answer. Your question was: If a gnat shits in the deepest darkest forest of southeast Asia will someone a million miles away get a hair up their ass? Proceed with you lessons young grasshoppa. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Aye, it's in writing on a.f.f, so that's like a cast iron guarantee isn't it!!?
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* in my Joel Grey soft Asian voice * Young (or is it Jung) grasshoppa, if you are to learn from sensei you must absorb the lesson, beginning with the right question, to glean the correct answer. Your question was: If a gnat shits in the deepest darkest forest of southeast Asia will someone a million miles away get a hair up their ass? Proceed with you lessons young grasshoppa.
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To be honest, some of the beers I've tasted were like gnat's piss!
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Lol. Too funny. I forgot the question.
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Apparently, according to which apparent twat would that be?? Och, I like McBiggles butt and I can not lie....... 
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You ever have stream of consciousness conversations with people? It's been known to happen. The female has the penis with which SHE penetrates HIS vagina to extract his semen. I wish female gnats could talk to human women so they could let y'all know what it's like to have to walk around with these things. "...can last for 40 to 70 hours..." FAKE NEWS If that is true I bet the male gnat didn't complain one bit.  So, what completely random shit have you thought lately? I had an idea for a blog post. It was about me ranting about the dumb shit male members do on the site to women out of frustration. I was going to tell the guys the KING's secrets to getting laid at will on this site with even trying. I mean I was was gonna give them some good shit too. Then I got a text, this chick was trying to come over and hang out. I said "FUCK'EM!!!" and logged off.     
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So, what completely random shit have you thought lately? How the hell does A.F.F. count profile views...  Way too many random thoughts flood through this brain to keep track. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Sorry, I'm still worrying about a female with a penis doing me for 40 hours. Ways to be a Better Person in 2018 Inflight Entertainment, or Inflight Aggravation Things That Start with the Letter G, H, or I, on HNW [post 3312759] My Private Blog - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets
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HaHa...I happen to be from the very place the "Kum & Go" convenience stores sprung into existence. I even applied for a job as secretary (way back in the 70's before it wasn't politically correct to be called that) to the owner many moons ago! Glad I didn't get that job! I've been "Kum & Go"ing for years!!! Classy, Sassy, and a little Smart-Assy Sine Metu CN
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Hey, we can beat that 40-70 hours. It's amazing the crap that came up when I did that search on "gnat penis". "Stick insects hold the record, with the longest recorded hookup lasting 79 days." I wonder if they take breaks to sleep? Or shit? Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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i love your mind You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Ugh. That Brazilian cave bug thing is going to bother me. All the mechanics of it - so confounding. Like, who cums on whose face? You've given me a lot to think about here.
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hmm...what's the difference between a gnat, a midge, a mosquito? Are they all colloquialisms? Is a fruit fly a gnat? where would we be without fruit flies? Very important in the science world you know. Drosophila (fruit fly) if we're getting all latin about it has been used a lot for scientific experiments.
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