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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/9/2018 11:00 am

Intriguing story I get many emails with these types of stories as well, I know this is a sex site but seriously do they think this is going to be a turn on? Especially when we don't know them and have never chatted with them before..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
12/9/2018 11:10 am

My inner editrix is just itching to break out the red pen!!!!! <---- that's always my thought when I get an unsolicited story like yours. I understand the thinking behind them but..... no.

Ewrotica.


CynicusMaximus 52M
1844 posts
12/9/2018 11:10 am

I turn away from you and wrap my arms around you to fondle your breast, as we slowly move toward the bed.
Whispering into your ear for you to

Wait, what?

QUIT SHARING MY STORIES, I worked really hard on those confusing pronouns.


2trythis 60F
5109 posts
12/9/2018 11:52 am

I like a good erotic story, key word is good. If posting a story it can be about what you like to do but if sending it to someone it should reflect their preferences and a stranger wouldn't know those. Just my thought.


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/9/2018 11:55 am

That's a lot longer than the typical..Hey you DTF?

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
12/9/2018 12:20 pm

"while my hands slowly rub your back down to my bottom".
I didn't even make it past the first paragraph and was already shaking my head. Talk about roaming hands! From your back to his butt. Is he confused as to where to put them?
I really hope he doesn't quit his day job to take up writing.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


CynicusMaximus 52M
1844 posts
12/9/2018 12:22 pm

Is his profile name, ItPutsTheLotioninBskt69 by any chance?


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
12/9/2018 2:07 pm

just a cut and paste so no real effort, eh? and he should have done an edit first. tbs, can't kill a man for trying or they'd all be dead

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/9/2018 3:12 pm

Just curious, did you let him know you would be re-posting this in your blog? I'm afraid he'd be rather crushed to see the comments here... then again, maybe he'd get the message that cut and paste "erotica" rarely serves to turn on the recipient, especially when it's confusingly written.

Unfortunately, I've received so many emails of this ilk that I'm afraid even a WELL written piece would result in a giant shrug.


Livin_my_Life14 53F

12/9/2018 6:06 pm

Well,that’s what I call effort! Nice job Mister👍🏻

Most of mine are- u wanna fuck or how about you give me a blow job? How about I not even respond 🤪🤪


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
12/9/2018 7:35 pm

Yawn. From a faceless stranger. No effect on me at all.


EasyriderNM 64M
3074 posts
12/9/2018 11:14 pm

Hi, Lala.

The story was poorly written, so if that's the best he can do,
he must be lacking in other areas, as well.

I have no idea why he chose to send it to you, sounds like he's a stranger to you.
*puzzled look*
Definitely NOT the way I approach Ladies.

Anyway, kick it all into the ditch and carry on ...

Hope you'll visit my blog soon, I'm starting to post fresh material.
*smiles and nudges*

*Jamocha Almond Fudge Lady* yummm - ER

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
Audentes Fortuna Iuvat
Politicians. Lampposts. Assembly Required.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
12/10/2018 3:03 pm

I'll come back again later and finish reading the story. But so far he hasn't sent it to me. And yes, I can read messages on here.
I love to read, but when the story line pretty much sucks and is poorly written, it's hard for me to muddle through.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


FresnoWoman 53F
883 posts
12/11/2018 10:47 am

I've gotten a couple of those kind of messages too. Neither were this particular tale however.

The first time, I just wrote back and said "That story did nothing for me." The second time, I ignored it because I was genuinely grossed out. This story that Lala received at least tries to be sensual in tone, but the one I got mentioned bodily waste in various ways. I don't like anything that dwells on piss, shit, sweat, or dirt, ugh.

If I want erotica, I know where to look for it. I don't need it randomly deposited in my inbox, especially without regard to what appeals to me.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
12/13/2018 2:01 pm

Not bad It wasn't just pants


LakeRidgeBBWSeek 63M
3847 posts
12/16/2018 8:15 pm

I get the same kind but from women, supposedly. Actually tho I think men are writing those that I get, prob from an eastern block country, or the african continent, or maybe the newest source of spam I have noticed, Jamaica mon! They run it thru a translator program, and OMG, does that make hash out of the most well writtien (in another language) story !They either go ninto delete or spam, which ever is appropriate, but when I see them here on FriendFinder-x erotic stories, I cant resist making a comment about their bad use of the english language.


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