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OMG are you really that stupid? this weeks emails
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OMG are you really that stupid? this weeks emails #1 Him: hello my name is Derek and I was reading your profile and I really liked what you had to say I am very interested in getting to know you can you please call me 20521 3638 Me: did you miss the part on my profile about if you have cock pics on your profile, you probably aren't my type? Him: no I did not miss that you said pictures I have a picture #2 Him: I was glad to see that you like a man with a beard, some woman can not deal with it. You seem to have an ability to try all types of new things as long as they are not dangerous. Truly you are a free spirit who knows what she wants and feels like. The men who put up testimonials about you seem to be very pleased for knowing you and being with you, they all say that you are quite a lady. Me: I don't know what you are talking about when you say the men that put up testimonials seemed to pleased for knowing me and being with me. There are absolutely no testimonials on my profile. I think you have me confused with another woman. Him: I know what I read, but you are right it was not a testimonial, I was sure it was about you and I thought that you had written it. This site still has me confused, though I have seen your user name come up at top of my screen a number of times saying that you had just viewed my profile, and I don't need new glasses. So there were no testimonials, I understand that now, but the things I was speaking of I actually read. I don't know why you are so upset, they were all good writings. Me: I have friends that read my blog. They make comments. We have never met and I don't have any testimonials. I suggest the next time you email a lady you try to be complimentary. Don't assume anything. #3 Him: I am not sure if all that I typed made it in this message box. I don't know the word limit, so I don't know if it got cut off at some point. Anyway, I was trying to relay who I really am. And that kissing is a must for me. Lots of it. Jack Me: I will be honest with you. First of all you never once asked anything about me. You never said anything about common interests other than kissing. I don't feel you are really interested in me. Number two. If you would have read my profile you would have seen I don't like cock pics on a profile. Not only do you have cock pics, but you also have pics of different women sucking your cock and fucking you. This is not something I want to see. So, no you understand why we are not compatible? Good luck in your search. Him: Sorry, but there is no way that I can omit cock pics just for you. I would if I knew when you were going to check the profile.... and then re add them afterwards for the women who want to see everything. You do realize that this is a sex site... and everyone is advertising their bodies? Me: I don't expect you to change your profile pics. I was just explaining that we are not compatible. We are all on this site for different reasons. I suggest the next time a lady tells you that you aren't a match you just accept it and let it go. #4 Him: I LOVE YOUR SEXY PHOTOS AND WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. I WINTER IN ARIZONA AND HAVE A HOME IN OREGON. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A SKYPE DATE WITH YOU AND IF WE CONNECT THEN WE COULD GET TOGETHER WHEN I GET BACK THERE. Me: Sorry I don't SKYPE. (Never heard from him again) #5 Him: I sure would like to rub my nose on those Me: No response just blocked him. Just another lovely week in crazy land! 
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Wait, you mean that approach doesn't work? Damn 
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OMG... They were some of my best lines...
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Another bunch of fools. Hilarious! Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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there seems to be a lot of them that can't seem to lay off the Kool-ade !!! Some people's kids, Eh ??
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 why do you keep posting all my emails lol such a shame some just dont get it thank you for the chuckle just so sorry you have to deal with it all.
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Thank you. That is the kind of comments I love to see! It makes me laugh!
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