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"Rule #2: never use your real name; Rule #3: Never Confess; Rule #8: Invitations are for pussies..."
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"Rule #2: never use your real name; Rule #3: Never Confess; Rule #8: Invitations are for pussies..." I read a post from of the bloggers that I like read and she had posted a rule... and... I hadn't recognized the rule... So, I went the Wedding Crashers site and found "Thee" rules... Here they are my little pretties... enjoy... The Rules of Wedding Crashing: Rule #1: Never a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2: Never use your real . Rule #3: Never confess. Rule #4: No goes home alone. Rule #5: Never let a come between you and a fellow Crasher. Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7: Blend in by standing . Rule #8: Be the life of the party. Rule #9: Whatever it takes get in, get in. Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies. Rule #: Sensitive is good. Rule #: When it stops being fun, break something. Rule #: Bridesmaids are desperate - console them. Rule #: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #: Fight the urge tell the truth. Rule #: Always have an up--date family tree. Rule #: Every wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #: You love animals and . Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (See rule ) Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's . Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women go around. Rule #24: If you get outted, calmly. Do not run. Rule #25: You understand she heard that, but that's not what you meant. Rule #26: Of course you love her. Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order close. Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar. Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can an audible. Rule #31: If you an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know. Rule #32: Don't commit a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33: Never go back your place. Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers. Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient". Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher. Rule #38: Never on the bride! It's a -way ticket the pavement. Rule #39: The way a woman's bed is through the dance floor. Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the . The girls will think you're "sweet." Rule #41: Try not break anything, unless you're not having fun. Rule #42: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough wedding party seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #43: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the you're after, but don't talk about it. Allude it. Then walk away, She'll follow. Rule #44: Always remember your fake ! Rule #45: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising." Rule #46: You forgot your invitation in your rush get the church. Rule #47: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée. Rule #48: Always work the following into a conversation: ", I have tons of . But how does buy happiness?" Rule #49: Be pensive! It draws the "healer" in women. Rule #50: Always pull in time. Rule #51: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love stay, but you promised help at the homeless shelter today. Rule #52: Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary. Rule #53: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy. Rule #54: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle Ned. Everyone has an Uncle Ned. Rule #55: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up. Rule #56: When seeing a rival crasher, do not interact. Merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on. Rule #57: The Ferrari's in the shop. Rule #58: If rival crashers pick the , the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #59: No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions. Rule #60: When crashing of state, request permission from a local Wedding Crasher chapter. Rule #61: No more than weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. Rule #62: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm. Rule #63: Always save room for cake. Rule #64: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. Rule #65: Smile! You're having the time of your life. Rule #66: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past. Rule #67: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better. Rule #68: shut-outs in a row? It's time take a week off. Ask yourself: what is getting in the way of my happiness? Rule #69: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more. Rule #70: Studies show that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield. Rule #71: No excuses. like a champion! Rule #72: In case of emergency, refer the playbook. Rule #73: Gilrs in hats tend be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #74: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride a minimum. Rule #75: Carry extra protection. Rule #76: No Excuses, like a champion . Rule #77: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served dinner first. Rule #78: Stop, , listen. At weddings. In life. Rule #79: Occasionally bring a real gift. You're getting sex without having buy dinner, so you can afford a blender. Rule #80: Always think ahead, but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not get the , you might also get peace of mind. Rule #81: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start ask questions. Rule #82: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start wonder. Rule #83: Don't use the "I have months live" bit - not cool, not effective. Rule #84: Shoes say a lot about a man. Rule #85: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier blend. Rule #86: You're from of town. ALWAYS. Rule #87: Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to work. Rule #88: Of course you dream of day having . Rule #89: Never dance "What I Like About You." It's long past time let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance it. No matter how she is. Rule #90: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and vice-versa. Rule #91: take car. You never know when you'll need make a fast escape. Rule #92: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key most bedroom doors. Rule #93: Try not show off on the dance floor. That means you Jeremy. Rule #94: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned, it's sexy. Rule #95: Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony, horny girls. Rule #96: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully. Rule #97: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best. Rule #98: Save the tuxes for "the big show" . Rule #99: Avoid women were psychology majors in college. Rule #100: No periwinkle colored ties, please. Rule #101: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning. Rule #102: Be well groomed and well-mannered. Rule #103: Never cockblock a fellow crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest is okay. Rule #104: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy for later. Rule #105: Know when abandon ship if it ain't floating. Rule #106: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love get twisted around. Rule #107: Always carry an assortment of placecards match any wedding design. Rule #108: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal<b> skills </font></b>are not rusty. If the love it, the girls will too. Rule #109: Never reveal your true identity. Rule #0: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. By decree of Chazz Reingold, Creator of the Rules of Wedding Crashing, revised from 1989 in October 2004, the following bits of slang are no longer acceptable: "it's all good," "hey, no worries," and any sentence that involves anyone getting "their freak on." (Source: DVD "The Rules of Wedding Crashing" text gallery bonus feature.) And, this song was featured in that movie... Coldplay - "Sparks" Did I drive you away I know what you'll say You say, oh, sing one we know But I promise you this I'll always for you That's what I'll do I say oh I say oh My heart is yours It's you that I hold on That's what I do And I know I was wrong But I won't let you down (Oh , , yes I will) I say oh I cry oh And I… ............................................................................................... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!  |
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Happy Friday and WOW what a LOT of rules there, some very interesting one. And that's a great song by Cold Play. So here is a new song for both of us. And so fitting for you blog this evening.. I hope you have a great evening.. New Rules Dua Lipa One, one, one, one, one Talkin' in my sleep at night Makin' myself crazy (Out of my mind, out of my mind) Wrote it down and read it out Hopin' it would save me (Too many times, too many times) My love, he makes me feel like nobody else Nobody else But my love, he doesn't love me So I tell myself, I tell myself One, don't pick up the phone You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone Two, don't let him in You'll have to kick him out again Three, don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning And if you're under him You ain't getting over him I've got new rules, I count 'em I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself I keep pushin' forwards But he keeps pullin' me backwards (Nowhere to turn, no way) (Nowhere to turn, no) Now I'm standing back from it I finally see the pattern (I never learn, I never learn) But my love, he doesn't loves me So I tell myself, I tell myself I do, I do, I do One, don't pick up the phone You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone Two, don't let him in You have to kick him out again Three, don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning And if you're under him You ain't getting over him I've got new rules, I count 'em I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself Practice makes perfect I'm still tryna' learn it by heart (I got new rules, I count 'em) Eat, sleep, and breathe it Rehearse and repeat it 'cause I (I got new, I got new,  One, don't pick up the phone You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone Two, don't let him in You have to kick him out again Three, don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning And if you're under him You ain't getting over him I've got new rules, I count 'em I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself I've got new rules, I count 'em (baby you know I count 'em) I've gotta tell them to myself Don't let him in, don't let him in Don't be his friend, don't be his friend Don't let him in, don't let him in Don't be his friend, don't be his friend You ain't getting over him Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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I loved the movie "Wedding Crashers" 2 much fun have you ever crashed a wedding or a funeral or... hmm... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Happy Friday and WOW what a LOT of rules there, some very interesting one. And that's a great song by Cold Play. So here is a new song for both of us. And so fitting for you blog this evening.. I hope you have a great evening..New Rules Dua Lipa One, one, one, one, one Talkin' in my sleep at night Makin' myself crazy (Out of my mind, out of my mind) Wrote it down and read it out Hopin' it would save me (Too many times, too many times) My love, he makes me feel like nobody else Nobody else But my love, he doesn't love me So I tell myself, I tell myself One, don't pick up the phone You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone Two, don't let him in You'll have to kick him out again Three, don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning And if you're under him You ain't getting over him I've got new rules, I count 'em I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself I keep pushin' forwards But he keeps pullin' me backwards (Nowhere to turn, no way) (Nowhere to turn, no) Now I'm standing back from it I finally see the pattern (I never learn, I never learn) But my love, he doesn't loves me So I tell myself, I tell myself I do, I do, I do One, don't pick up the phone You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone Two, don't let him in You have to kick him out again Three, don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning And if you're under him You ain't getting over him I've got new rules, I count 'em I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself Practice makes perfect I'm still tryna' learn it by heart (I got new rules, I count 'em) Eat, sleep, and breathe it Rehearse and repeat it 'cause I (I got new, I got new, One, don't pick up the phone You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone Two, don't let him in You have to kick him out again Three, don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning And if you're under him You ain't getting over him I've got new rules, I count 'em I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself I've got new rules, I count 'em (baby you know I count 'em) I've gotta tell them to myself Don't let him in, don't let him in Don't be his friend, don't be his friend Don't let him in, don't let him in Don't be his friend, don't be his friend You ain't getting over him thanks for your visit today and, thanks for sharing this song, one of my faves by Dua Lipa including: "Be the one" & "Homesick (with Chris Martin)" I would hope that when she finds me that her rules won't apply just sayin' hope you have a great weekend hmm To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Why would I want to crash a wedding?
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Why would I want to crash a wedding? thanks for stopping by today Have a great Saturday To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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See you can learn something every day on this site hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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See you can learn something every day on this site hugs V thanks for dropping by today to read and comment on my blog post I'm so glad that you liked it the wedding crashers movie was a good one have a great Sunday! Hmm... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Hi Joy thanks for taking the time to read and comment today oh, these are the rules alright I thought it would be interesting to share with everyone hmm have a great evening hope your brother is well To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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