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Blogs > Voyuer97 > Confessions of a Satyrist

Photography Class: FAILED  

Voyuer97 66M
67 posts
10/22/2018 11:17 am
Photography Class: FAILED

I came across a couple of photos yesterday on another site I sometimes visit. The thumbnail on her profile looked interesting, so I clicked on the photo to see her profile. Her profile tells us she is looking for a SD situation. (If you don't know the code, SD= and SB= Baby.) That made me giggle at first but then I looked at her two photos.

Those made me laugh out loud! First of all, if you're looking to be a baby, you might try to look the part. She was dressed in trashy clothes. No, not trashy as in " appeal" but trashy as in Goodwill would throw them in a dumpster, right from the box. Her "Fuck me" shoes were the best part of her photos.

But what really made me shake my head was that she gave no thought to the background, as many people don't. Her photos were taken by a second party, so the pics were reasonable portraits. That's better than selfies taken in a mirror where the phone blocks half the image, but the background! Oy! Her pics were taken in an apartment. There were hoodies hanging on hooks on the entry door. A half-open closet door. Crap all over a cocktail table, including a half-filled bottle of something. Clothes laying on the sofa. Stacks of magazines on the floor. The carpet had not been vacuumed. You could see into the kitchen where dirty dishes were piled up on the counter along with open food packages and other debris.

I knew I didn't stand a chance with her because several much more well-off daddies are lining up for a date with her.

Please, people, pay attention to your background. I often see photos in bedrooms with unmade beds (and not in the good way) and bathroom doors open with the<b> toilet </font></b>lid up. Bathrooms with towels hanging slipshod on the shower curtain rod. Piles of dirty clothes on the floor. Crap and used tissues stacked up on the nightstand.

Straighten up the place before you shoot an important photo! You're trying to impress people and the junky background screams out in pain, telling people to pass your profile. If your background is that junky, go outside! Find a park and pose with a tree or a woody background. Maybe pose on an empty picnic table. Keep it simple and keep it neat. Use an editing tool, even as simple as Paint, to crop your pic and cut out some of the distracting background. It will really help, trust me.

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