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Straight Outta Canada
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Straight Outta Canada Well Canadians it looks like you have done it now. But to be honest I’m not sure what you have done. However, “Presidential” candidate Scott Walker says it's "legitimate"  to discuss building a wall separating the US from Canada. In an interview straight outta NBC's "Meet the Press", Walker said his tough talk to securing the borders and enforcing U.S. laws extends to the 5,525-mile Canadian border.I know for a fact that Canadian’s invade Arizona every year around January and stay for months. Many of them seem to prefer a little town, and its surrounding area, named Quartzite. They are very sneaky about it – instead of calling themselves an army, or invasion force they get called “Snowbirds”.  Now that is devious, using the cute little birdy term to disguise their ulterior motive to spend their tourist money here in the US  . They further disguise their invasion by coming here in recreational vehicles. YES you read that correctly RECREATIONAL VEHICLES  ! ! ! My god what unscrupulous lows will they stoop to next?Lucky for us we have a natural defense to fend off this invasion. It is kind of like the ending of ‘War of the Worlds’ where something in the atmosphere repels the invaders. Here in AZ it is oppressive heat  . It works every year, they can’t stand it, but to be honest neither can we. So we now have something that should work much better to repel any invader – we call it politics.  WORD. IMPORTANT UPDATE: As a gesture of good will and reconciliation I propose a contingent of female Canadian bloggers come to AZ for “Peace” talks. As part of the deal we will give you Alaska and you get to build the wall. We get to keep the pipeline, we seem to love pipes – don’t ask. That package also includes a well-known family that will keep an eye on Russia for you – this part of the deal is non-negotiable. This will “save” is a lot of dollars (the American kind). Do you have any idea how much a wall will cost? We sure don’t, but lucky for us Mexico is more than willing to chip in. Giving you Alaska “saves” us from building over 1500 miles of wall that can go to another little project we have been talking about. WORD When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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Considering your comments, I assume your as politically lonely in Arizona as I am in Texas.   When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Geez and I thought it was bad when we had to get a passport to visit our northern neighbor.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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The stupidity, incompetence, lack of integrity, etc. etc. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Like you said they did it again.. I miss the day when our dollar equal yours. I just purchase a bunch of US funds and you should see what I got for that! My trip to Vegas will be less now hugsssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Ahhhh Haaaa, yet another devious plot exposed – hockey. Most of us true AMERICANS were born without the hockey gene (we like our teeth as they are too)  . I think the hockey thing may be because of the Canadian Football League. Y’all took our gay player and he didn’t like that Canada screwed up the game.  The field is too long and too wide – SEE size does matter. CFL has too many playas – 12 really? That means WAR! !But reJOYce peace is at hand. Please see the IMPORTANT UPDATE I added to the original posting. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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