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I’m Dreaming Of A Porn Christmas
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I’m Dreaming Of A Porn Christmas Well, I was hoping Mc would post this up but it seems like he’s gone to . . . Anyway . . . [blog pocogato] has been regaling us with her Christmas song trivia and Hinj has twisted [post 3918981] , so I guess it’s my turn. Now that my online class is over my mind has turned to mush . . . errr . . . I mean the holidays. But (or butt) “this is a sex site” sooo . . . Here are the songs you thought of . . . but wisely decided to wait till crazy ole RedRock posted them up. BTW, this is my holiday gift to y’all . . . You’re Welcume.  I Saw Mommy Doing Santa Claus – Jimmy Boyd Did You Bone Who I Boned – Bing Crosby Cum All Ye Faithful – various artists Grandma Got Nailed By A Reindeer – Elmo and Patsy Shropshire Santa Lay Me – Eartha Kitt All I Want For Christmas is Ewe – Vince Vance and the Valiants Jingle Bell Cock – Bobby Helms Santa Claus Is Cumin' to Town – Carpenters Silver Balls – Elvis The Man With All the Sex Toys – Beach Boys Rudolph The Alt, LGBT, Dom, bi-curious, BDSM, CD, Sub Reindeer – Gene Autry (P.S. let me know if I left out any or subgroup) There you have it, the titles to the songs that you can now write yourself. And yes, this, among other things, will get me a front seat on the Highway To Hell. Carry on . . . When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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We had a guy named Mr Hinkle that had a sheep farm. He used to come into the parks and just stare at us kids. We wondered about him, too. There WERE rumors... 
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Clarence Carter - "Back Door Santa"   "He don't come but once a year" When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Clarence Carter - "Back Door Santa" 
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If you've got any jingles in your . . . . head write us one.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Good one lol When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Some great Holiday songs here, thanks for sharing them with us..  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Go on write a few for us.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Good one Red! One day we will find out what happened to Mac.. Ran off with a hottie! hugsssss V When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Some great Holiday songs here, thanks for sharing them with us.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Go on write a few for us. ~~Anais Nin~~
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Good one Red! One day we will find out what happened to Mac.. Ran off with a hottie! hugsssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Glad ewe liked it When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Glad you enjoyed Kinks When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Very wrong - I love it. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I don't have any...but these were hilarious When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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There is a four year detour on the highway to hell and the flagman is an orange elf.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I don't have any...but these were hilarious
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more? woop woop
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There is a four year detour on the highway to hell and the flagman is an orange elf. Vive La Difference
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but wait . . . there’s more . . . When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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