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The Latest On . . .  

redrockrascal 65M
8438 posts
2/20/2017 8:16 am
The Latest On . . .
I’m reporting to you live from the outskirts of Helsinki, Sweden because I hear ABBA playing in the background. Oh no, that’s an . . . alternative fact. Ah, the fog is clearing here at the IKEA in Bowling Green. Well it turns out I’m actually in Florida, no . . . wait . . . Well I know I’m not in reality.

Anyway, the rampant speculation on the massacre is a bit sketchy right now but here is what we don’t know. It occurred somewhere in Sweden or nearby like Scandinavia or Europe-ish, maybe Asia.

The carnage is indescribable, thousands have been massacred, the smell hangs thick in the air it reminds me of a frozen dinner I had once . . . Swedish Meatballs. Oh the humanity . . . meatballs are human right? Some are Swedish some are actually immigrant Italian meatballs. Some anonymous sources are telling us that the meatballs are fake. But for Christy it is just meatloaf blockage.





When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/23/2017 10:03 am

 I pretty good at smart ass
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/23/2017 10:03 am
    Quoting citizen4722:
    It's a mashacre...you can't have meatballs without onions, gravy and mash
Yum I take an order to go
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/23/2017 10:02 am
    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    That's just about as factual as any of the other news I hear lately...
I tried to avoid as many facts as possible.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
2/22/2017 8:32 pm

 That was good.
Vive La Difference


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/22/2017 8:02 am

 It's a mashacre...you can't have meatballs without onions, gravy and mash


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
2/21/2017 4:10 am

 That's just about as factual as any of the other news I hear lately...


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/20/2017 7:12 pm
    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Taken from an interview with a resident....
    [image]
VDF . . . wicked
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/20/2017 7:11 pm
    Quoting joisygirl:
    Fiddledeedee and pish posh Darling!

    Oh but I needed a good laugh; however I do think this a "fish story"! No one would ever believe such folderol! I think you are just fishing with this one, Swedish fishing!
"carpe diem" = fish of the day But I think someone was smoking the salmon.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/20/2017 7:09 pm
    Quoting keithcancook:
    Ha! And all along I thought they were referring to the Alice's Restaurant Massacree...
    (Which is of course, real). Oh well,

    Blog on!
Try the meatballs at Alice's
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/20/2017 7:08 pm
    Quoting  :
Possibly a rabid newshound woof. Yes the Swedish responses were priceless.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/20/2017 7:06 pm

 Sarcasm is only one of my oral talents
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/20/2017 7:05 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    This is great I love your spin on this one.. made my morning..
That whole situation has my head spinning
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


northshoretake2 50M  
1626 posts
2/20/2017 10:53 am
    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Taken from an interview with a resident....
    [image]
Brilliant!
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.


Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
2/20/2017 10:09 am

 Taken from an interview with a resident....
[image]
Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
2/20/2017 9:12 am

 Ha! And all along I thought they were referring to the Alice's Restaurant Massacree...
(Which is of course, real). Oh well,

Blog on!


Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
2/20/2017 8:44 am

 Lmao

sarcasm becomes you....

xo


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/20/2017 8:20 am

 This is great I love your spin on this one.. made my morning..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/20/2017 8:17 am

 Fake comment
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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