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Average Joe's House Party Saturday, July 26th,2015  

rm_RegularJoes 50M/42F
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3/1/2015 10:07 am
Average Joe's House Party Saturday, July 26th,2015
We are a married pan-sexual interracial couple looking to fill a need in the world of on-prem swinger and sex parties! Although we consider ourselves humble and down to earth we are also hedonists that love the sights, sounds, and tastes of excessive debauchery. We are planning our first underground swinger party INVITATION only! While most clubs and parties set out to present themselves as sophisticated upscale venues who cater to the hot beautiful HWP (Height Weigh Proportion) crowd , the wrapping is nice but the clicks are cold.
We confidently will present you our first House Party at Joe's catering to the Gen X,Y, and Z who just want to be themselves, make some reasonable attractive new friends, party like it's 1999, and get laid. We want to be the place where everybody knows your name. There is no-dress code BUT do shower,shave, gargle and look like you care about first impressions. If you dress the theme it's a $10 discount. The living room and kitchen is "The Flirt Lounge" meaning a soft swing room meant for new guest orientation and some heavy making out but clothes stay on. We'll have a private dressing room so you can change into your most revealing attire, robe , or happyf;birthday suitshappyf; as NO STREET CLOTHES, CELL PHONES, CAMERAS , or RECORDING DEVICES ARE ALLOWED PAST THE BATHROOM. All parties SHALL be pre-screened via telephone,online video chat, or in person. This is a couples only party at $50 per couple. If you arrive as a gender balanced group of 4 it is $80. A gender balanced group of six arriving together is only $120. We do however need up to 7 single males and or females to help work the party. Positions include Greeter , BYOB Bartender, Coat Check, *Facilities Manager, Chauffeur,Masseuse, and *Security. With the exception of security these are volunteer positions used in exchange for free entry to the party Guests will be strongly encouraged to tip. Security and Facilities Manager will be paid $60 each for the night. All volunteers are required to be on call most of the party with a scheduled 90 minute break to use the time you wish>>!. Inbox us to schedule your screening. The address will only be issued to volunteers who are pre-screened and approved. You will be given a personal password for entry. You will not be allowed in without it. The three playrooms past the bathroom are our Voyager and Exhibitionist rooms they h>>!ave doors that must stay open and unlocked at all times. The garage aka Club Ravage is clothing optional reserved for blurring the line both dancing and play. You must have at least a towel or robe in backyard where you check in your alcohol and chill at the Tiki bar in the or step into the hot tub **play at your own risk discretely and quietly out of respect for the neighbors**?*. We will also have two "Love Shacks" in the backyard and those shall be charged $10 extra per hour as these doors can be closed and locked if you don't want your o-okinkier tastes?* exposed , twosome, threesome, or foursome interrupted or watched. Smoking is okay in the back yard and inside the Love Shacks only. You help D.J> the music from the Club Ravage jukebox time machine covering tunes that span 7 decades so you can get "Off the Wall" and "Get It Started" on a "Fantastic Voyage" "Across the Universe" telling your " Fly Girl" or " American Boy" I can "Make You Sweat." as you morph into "Dancing Machine"s that "Just Dance" like a "Rhythm Nation" Your bodies get drenched from the "Rock and Roll" that escalates to a "Hurricane" as you exclaim "Light My Fire" "I Ain't too Proud to Beg" finish riding that "Waterfall" back into "Our House." This is by invitation only so inbox us to schedule your pre-screening today. The pre-screen will include at least three questions you can find answers to in the blog and will be asking you the names of three of the<b> singing </font></b>artists who performed the songs highlighted in pink. We need to know that you read this entire blog and capable of proving it.
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rm_RegularJoes 50M/42F
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3/1/2015 11:00 am

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