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Hungry?
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Hungry? A man is walking down the street when his stomach begins to rumble a bit so he decides to enter a diner... As he enters he sees a waitress walking by "Pardon me ma'am, do you serve crabs here?" She replies "We serve everyone, go ahead and take a seat!"  He sits down and the waitress pours him a cup of coffee and asks if he knows what he wants. He sips the coffee and spits it out exclaiming "EWWW, this coffee tastes like MUD!!" She says, "It should, it was ground this morning!" He decides what he wants and says "Can I get a chicken sammich without lettuce please?" She says "We're out of lettuce, you can have a chicken sammich without mayo though!" Quickly losing patience due to hunger he informs the waitress he'll just go sit at the counter. The gal behind the counter walks over and asks what he'd like. "Uhhh, I'd like a piece of that apple pie with the raisins on it please." She waves her hand over the pie and says "Those aren't raisins!" "Okay, fine, I'll have a piece of the pumpkin pie instead please." She sets the dish down in front of him and being famished now he immediately takes a bit ol' bite. "EWWW, NASTY!! Are you sure this is pumpkin pie??" She asks "What does it taste like?" He replies "It tastes like glue for fucks sake!" Then she says "Yes, it's pumpkin pie, the apple pie tastes like soap!" Quickly losing patience he finally orders a hamburger...something freshly made already! He can see the cook in the kitchen from where he sits and watches in horror as the cook takes a big ball of ground beef, places it deep within the hairy recesses of his flabby armpit and squishes it flat then throws it in the grill. Completely disgusted and almost ready to puke he exclaims "OH MY GOD!!! That's the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!!" The gal behind the counter says "Oh that's nothing, you should see him make doughnuts!"  Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!  |
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OMG!!!! LMIAO!!! Are you still hungry?  WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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I just threw up a little in my mouth 
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if that don't leave a visual in your mind i don't know what will...i don't believe that is part of the working you see at krispy kreem. Lets Create together. http://FriendFinder-x.com/blog/jadesmith69 we can fantasize forever. J
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too funny Kitty.. This was a good one! hugssssssss V ty for the laugh and now I am off camping today ... maybe fishing.. have a good week! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I bet somewhere in some diner this isn't too far from the truth ... Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!
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