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Random silliness
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Random silliness John Adams, John Hancock, Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin were sitting around in the middle of winter 1775. They were discussing the current situation they were facing and decided to say FUCK YOU to the King. They immediately started working on a draft of the Declaration of Independence when Ben spoke up... "Wait guys... do we want to do this right now??" Setting his quill down, Adams replied "Whatcha mean...'right now'?" Hancock and Jefferson, playing chess, turned their heads towards the conversation, interested to hear it's progression. Ben: "Well, it's dead winter right now, so cold my nuts have retreated to within my loins where it is much warmer!" They all laughed at the silliness and Jefferson added "I agree, when we are successful in cutting<b> ties </font></b>from that asshole King, people will most certainly celebrate the day with glorious amounts of food, drink and fireworks!!" Mopping up what Jefferson was spilling, Hancock chimed in "Yes sir!! We should wait 'til the summer time, when the weather is nicer, the days are longer and people with have a most glorious time!!" Elatedly Ben stands up "ABSOLUTELY!! Hot dogs, watermelon, beer, iced tea, hamburgers, potato salad, chips, dips, chains and whips!!!"  The room got extremely quiet at that point and Ben corrected himself by adding "Well, you know what I mean...water balloons, volleyball and all kinds of fun stuff!!" It was then they decided to wait until July 5th to make things official. But then they realized the 5th was a Friday so they changed it to the fourth to make it a 4 day weekend  Thanks guys  Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!  |
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potato salad you say??? MMMMM. I could be up for that celebration under those circumstances ...
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WOW! It's like you were there! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Would like some of that potato salad myself..... WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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kittyliquor519 replies on 7/3/2015 11:05 pm: So would I...he'll make some then tell me about it and send a picture...that's as close as I get LOL Maybe next week I'll make a small batch You could come here, I'll get the ingredients, and we can make it together  WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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I'm not even gonna ask where you researched this. By all accounts though, Ben Franklin was a huge consumer of pussy. Potato salad...I do think he was a bit wary of things Germanic. Unless they had pussy. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Love potato salad! hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Except for the dates of course, had to go look those up 
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