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Blogs > jjorje57 > Ancient Chinese Proverb

Yet more cheesy jokes.  

jjorje57 68M
288 posts
4/7/2016 3:10 pm

Last Read:
4/13/2016 4:08 pm
Yet more cheesy jokes.

Fight fire with fire is my motto (perhaps that's why I was fired from the fire service).

I can't sleep unless there is always an open door (may be why I was<b> rejected </font></b>by the submarine service).

My dad always said "it's no use crying over spilt milk, just be glad it isn't whisky".

Barbra Striesand once said "women spend 10 years trying to change a man, and then complain that He's not the man I married". I've been married for 38 years and my wife still says "He's a work in progress".

Finally the truth.

I was looking at Utube and there seems with to be a delight watching soldiers "slip and fall". Mine was when we were changing the Guard at Windsor Castle. I was the junior Sgt and had to take the sentries to relieve the Guard, as I marched them down I shouted "dig your heels in" 2 seconds later I was the one skating on ice,(ammunition boots with steel heel and toecaps and 13 steel studs. meeting any smooth surface make for slips, the cobblestones outside didn't help).

P.S this was 1984.

nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
4/7/2016 9:51 pm

 You always have good ones!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


jjorje57 replies on 4/9/2016 3:55 pm:
I thank god there was no Utube in '84 but I'm sure I got caught on camera took a while too live it down, and everyone in the Battalion heard about it.

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