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Blogs > jjorje57 > Ancient Chinese Proverb

A non PC joke I won't be telling my grandkids.  

jjorje57 68M
288 posts
5/25/2016 1:22 pm

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2/8/2018 12:46 pm
A non PC joke I won't be telling my grandkids.

A chief walks into a traders store and asks for a condom. The trader sells him one.

The next day the chief walks into the store and says "condom no good, get on No 1 squaw, bang away, Bollocks go URGH, Bollocks go URGH, condom go BANG." Sorry chief, must be defective. here you are extra tough, for the better man."
Next day the chief walks in with 6 braves who glare at the trader. The chief says "condom no bloody good, climb on No 2 squaw, bang away, Bollocks go URGH, Bollocks go URGH, condom go BANG, you give better condom NOW!" "yes chief here a Black Shadow, made in Germany, Guaranteed."

Next day the chief walks in with10 braves who pull the trader across the counter and draw their knives, chief says "Condom no bloody good, get on No 3 squaw bang away, Bollocks go URGH, Bollock go URGH, condom go BANG, now you die!" "No give me another chance." The chief agrees. By now the trader is desperate, he searches his store and finds an old bicycle inner tube, lopes off a foot, ties a knot in one end and gives the chief the assurance that this one will last a lifetime.

The trader was up at dawn the next day, Terrified and keeping watch for the chief, but nothing happened.

The following day the town was surrounded by the whole tribe, 12 braves pin the trader too the wall, the chief hobbles in on crutches says "condom no good." "Why chief what happened?" says the trader, the chief replies "Get on top No 4 squaw bang away, Bollocks go URGH, Bollocks go URGH, condom go URGH, Bollocks go BANG

nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
5/25/2016 8:49 pm
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


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