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Titsicle Review  

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8/21/2015 4:42 pm
Titsicle Review

Directed by Chi Chi LaRue. Released by Vivid Entertainment in 2003.

Aria works for a big ice cream company called The Big Scoop. Her company's sales are down, while business at the independent Ye Old Fashioned Ice Cream Parlour across the street is booming. She is determined to figure out the secret to their success by having Briana Banks work undercover there as a spy. The concept is okay, but is unrealistic and poorly executed. Story Grade: D+.

This feature was shot on video. Medium Grade: B.

The sets were terrible. Not only did the corporate office and the ice cream parlour sets look nothing what they were supposed to look like, they were obviously phony. The walk-in freezer set was unrealistic for a sex scene, plus there was no steam emanating from the hot bodies or breath emanating from mouths to even simulate some authenticity. No real locations were used for this feature. Additionally, the establishing shot of the ice cream parlour didn't look like an ice cream parlour either. Set Design Grade: F.

The sexual performances were energetic, but there were too many instances of girls licking guys' assholes and guys licking their own cum off of the girls, which wasn't my cup of tea. Condoms were used in this production. (Condom use has no bearing on the grade.) Sexual Performances Grade: B-.

Given that the story isn't particularly developed, there isn't much for the actors to do. Briana Banks' phone dialing was obviously fake. Brittney Skye's line deliveries were often flat. Acting Grade: D.

The ice cream parlour girl outfits were good and believable for the most part Wardrobe/Make-up Grade: B+.

At some points there was too much direct lighting and the cameraman's shadow could be seen over the performers. Lighting Grade: C-.

The sound quality was consistent throughout. The score wasn't spectacular, but it wasn't distracting. Sound Grade: A.

There is very little emphasis on the story in this feature. The director was able to get some decent sexual performances from the performers. Directing Grade: C.

Given the weak story and the lousy sets, it doesn't appear that much of an artistic effort was exerted in the production of this feature. Artistic Merit Grade: D+.

OVERALL GRADE: C.

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