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Lmao..some of these are too funny.. and some make me shake my head and think what were they thinking..
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2/20/2017 12:57 pm |
Lmsao! There are some hilarious ones in that batch of pick up lines. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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2/20/2017 12:58 pm |
I imagine your pussy is like KFC .....finger licking good
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I knew it! never heard a single one in real life. But I did hear...hey, you got a license for those legs? I took it as a compliment anyway lol. Yes Amy, I do, wanna see it? Oops, did I just said that? Oh well, back to wishful thinking then.
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Nice list. Some are funny. I do need a good opening line. My brain freezes during the time. LoL. Cum to my blog and respond. Have a great kissing fun time.
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That song was on the radio here at lunchtime, one of my all time favorites. When I'm working and a woman asks if she can help hold something, I always reply 'maybe later'
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I could never do that. . Not even on a dare.
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I love the band aid one!!!!! all good are great!!
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lol you found some really good ones for today Joy hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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A lot of very funny ones in themselves and then there are the ones that make you laugh that they were ever tried. What is amazing is that some of those actually worked ever. Some of the women's are just as cheesy as the guys and others just as bold. My favorite is: "I'm not wearing any socks and have the panties to match." That line should be impossible to ignore. Thank You Joy. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well.
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2/20/2017 3:37 pm |
Some funny ones, like it, good blog!
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“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.” amp; “On a scale of 1 to 10 you are a 9. I am the 1 you need.” When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Hi Joy... I may have used a few of those myself... I want a woman to use this line on me... "So write your name on the palm of my hand, let's start again with the sun in my eyes I can trace your outline..." Mansionair - "Pick Me Up" As soon as I arrive i forget why I even came And I can feel the pulse take control but it's all still the same See I get so pushed back when I ran laps inside of my head Go out and put headphones on and wish you were here So, pick me up, until now i've been out of my head Pick me up where I'm found get me outta my head oh oh oh woah Pick me up, turn around So write your name on the palm of my hand, let's start again with the sun in my eyes I can trace your outline So, pick me up, until now i've been out of my head Pick me up where I'm found get me outta my head oh oh oh woah Pick me up, until now i've been out of my head So pick me up soon enough we'll forget everything Pick me up, turn around Why can't I read your mind like you do mine all of the time Pick me up, until now i've been out of my head Pick me up where I'm found get me outta my head Oh pick me up, until now i've been out of my head With the sun in my eyes I can trace your outline So pick me up, turn around... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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I would turn 50 shades of red if a lady approached me saying..."I'm not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match."
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2/20/2017 5:20 pm |
Hi joy, here are some one-liners that women have used on me. My boyfriend just broke up with me! Can you sleep with me tonight? Do you want a blow job? I am on my period , so you can fuck me in the ass! Do you want to smoke a joint and fuck after work? You can stop by my place around lunchtime, if you want to fuck!
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"hey, do me!" seems to work
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Anytime. I have a mouth organ. Standards are people too.....kinda
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I'd certainly really want to see you in red, You are welcome to my blog to comment on the Color red. I just got me a red underwear. Fun and Pleasure in Sunny Side Singapore. Come visit my blog and let's chat and explore.
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May I lick it off you? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Hi Joy That was very good. Some I have never heard before. I don't think I have ever said anything like that before.
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IF SHE'S SEXY IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS. CUZ IF SHE COMES TO ME AND SAYS ANYTHING THEN I'M ALREADY HIP TO WHATS GOING ON.
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