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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/20/2017 12:42 pm

Lmao..some of these are too funny.. and some make me shake my head and think what were they thinking..

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scott6250 61M

2/20/2017 12:57 pm

Lmsao! There are some hilarious ones in that batch of pick up lines.

"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


Huntthecunts 53M

2/20/2017 12:58 pm

I imagine your pussy is like KFC .....finger licking good


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
2/20/2017 1:00 pm

I knew it! never heard a single one in real life. But I did hear...hey, you got a license for those legs? I took it as a compliment anyway lol. Yes Amy, I do, wanna see it? Oops, did I just said that? Oh well, back to wishful thinking then.


Han54boat 71M
11637 posts
2/20/2017 1:06 pm

Nice list. Some are funny. I do need a good opening line. My brain freezes during the time. LoL.


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HamburgDave2 80M
16526 posts
2/20/2017 1:46 pm



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big54al 69M
2259 posts
2/20/2017 1:46 pm

That song was on the radio here at lunchtime, one of my all time favorites. When I'm working and a woman asks if she can help hold something, I always reply 'maybe later'


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
2/20/2017 2:13 pm

I could never do that. . Not even on a dare.


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
2/20/2017 2:30 pm

I love the band aid one!!!!! all good are great!!


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/20/2017 2:31 pm

lol you found some really good ones for today Joy hugs V

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justskin1 72M
13175 posts
2/20/2017 2:50 pm

A lot of very funny ones in themselves and then there are the ones that make you laugh that they were ever tried. What is amazing is that some of those actually worked ever.
Some of the women's are just as cheesy as the guys and others just as bold.
My favorite is: "I'm not wearing any socks and have the panties to match." That line should be impossible to ignore.
Thank You Joy.


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scoupe42 60M

2/20/2017 3:37 pm

Some funny ones, like it, good blog!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/20/2017 4:10 pm

“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.” amp;

“On a scale of 1 to 10 you are a 9. I am the 1 you need.”

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
2/20/2017 4:12 pm

Hi Joy...

I may have used a few of those myself...

I want a woman to use this line on me...

"So write your name on the palm of my hand, let's start again
with the sun in my eyes I can trace your outline..."

Mansionair - "Pick Me Up"

As soon as I arrive i forget why I even came
And I can feel the pulse take control but it's all still the same
See I get so pushed back when I ran laps inside of my head

Go out and put headphones on and wish you were here

So, pick me up, until now i've been out of my head
Pick me up where I'm found get me outta my head oh oh oh woah
Pick me up, turn around

So write your name on the palm of my hand, let's start again
with the sun in my eyes I can trace your outline

So, pick me up, until now i've been out of my head
Pick me up where I'm found get me outta my head oh oh oh woah
Pick me up, until now i've been out of my head
So pick me up soon enough we'll forget everything
Pick me up, turn around

Why can't I read your mind like you do mine all of the time

Pick me up, until now i've been out of my head
Pick me up where I'm found get me outta my head
Oh pick me up, until now i've been out of my head
With the sun in my eyes I can trace your outline
So pick me up, turn around...

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
2/20/2017 4:28 pm

I would turn 50 shades of red if a lady approached me saying..."I'm not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match."


rick315875 65M

2/20/2017 5:20 pm

Hi joy, here are some one-liners that women have used on me.

My boyfriend just broke up with me! Can you sleep with me tonight?

Do you want a blow job?

I am on my period , so you can fuck me in the ass!

Do you want to smoke a joint and fuck after work?

You can stop by my place around lunchtime, if you want to fuck!


topherific 61M
5209 posts
2/20/2017 6:25 pm

"hey, do me!" seems to work


PyschoLoco 60M
1550 posts
2/20/2017 7:50 pm

    Quoting  :

Anytime. I have a mouth organ.

Standards are people too.....kinda


FunPleasurable 59M
3997 posts
2/20/2017 11:24 pm

I'd certainly really want to see you in red,

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/21/2017 5:11 am

    Quoting  :

May I lick it off you?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Story435 76M
3791 posts
2/21/2017 6:59 am

Hi Joy
That was very good. Some I have never heard before. I don't think I have ever said anything like that before.


A1LOVER2004 50M  
177 posts
3/11/2017 8:01 pm

IF SHE'S SEXY IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS. CUZ IF SHE COMES TO ME AND SAYS ANYTHING THEN I'M ALREADY HIP TO WHATS GOING ON.


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