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Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
8/5/2020 11:56 am

Wow... I had some visuals with that one. 👍 😮


missthee 58F  
4511 posts
8/5/2020 1:44 pm

Urban legends involving fish or living creatures and a celebrity or another have been known to circulate in my corner of the world.
It's funny, when someone starts to tell the story, "Have you heard the one about XXXX and the fish that emergency medics had to retrieve from his/her rear?" someone else will say, "Oh but I heard it was YYYYY with the fish, not XXXX." And a third will say, "No, actually I heard it was ZZZZ and it was an (insert small animal here)."


missthee 58F  
4511 posts
8/5/2020 1:46 pm

My story:
I had a fear (fortunately unfounded) that my first attempt at sexual intercourse would be painful and I decided to "prepare myself" with a phallic shaped object. The circumstances were such that I could not purchase a "regular" sex toy so I improvised with something found at home.
As life would have it, I got a pleasure out of that experience more so than the intercourse itself, thus begun my experimentation with various penis substitutes. Never animal or vegetable sourced. I went for something made of plastic or metal that could be washed thoroughly before and after use. A former partner wanted to see me with a (peeled) banana and I obliged as a special treat. It was something I did not enjoy at all and never repeated again.
Until I came to FriendFinder-x I did not mention this story about me to anyone not even to my longstanding partner (yes, the banana guy). Actually, I did not even reveal the existence of my sex toys (I mean the conventional ones, purchased from an erotic boutique) to him either.
I am more open and honest now, something for which I am grateful.


Chaz4ever 58M

8/5/2020 1:57 pm

Always enjoyable


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
8/5/2020 3:53 pm

I bet the doctors and nurses could tell some really weird and wonderful stories.


ltrskr 75M

8/5/2020 4:00 pm

Great post........


ltrskr 75M

8/5/2020 4:32 pm

When u call in sick after having a fish removed from us ass do u just say:
I went fishing and things didn't come out well........
I had fish for dinner and it gave me Cerebral Rectumitus....


CookiesNMischief 38M

8/5/2020 5:37 pm

- One would think not to mask the delicious flavors of painting a tongue with the juicy fruit of excitable lips. If anything, press on with the idea of having your cake and eating it too, literally as dessert before dinner makes for those enjoy a sweet tooth that much better when one is licking more than just the spoon...

M~


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
8/5/2020 7:08 pm

Hi Joy

thanks for taking me further with what people insert in their bodies

does a colonoscopy count, yikes, just sayin'

hmm

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Always really about me
I was stuck inside
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meetmeonthetrail 67M

8/5/2020 8:39 pm

Your butt is so delicious looking..I could not resist licking it..yummy


Gottdatgood 58F

8/6/2020 3:04 am

Oh my, Jackass revisited. Wow, the things people do during heated pleasurable moments. SMH! Interesting read here Joy, thank you my sexy friend!!!

Gottdatgood


CleavageFan4U 66M
69374 posts
8/6/2020 7:17 am

About the only things that go up my ass are a lady's finger or her tongue. Though if she says those magic words “it would turn me on SOOO much if you’d….” in the past I've agreed to taking a strap-on for her viewing pleasure.

I have my own vibrating egg in public story to tell too.

See upcoming Flashback Fridays for both the magic words and vibrating egg stories.

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able202 63M
3108 posts
8/6/2020 9:08 am

A friend of mine worked at the Health Science Centre She said there was a man with a corn cob stuck in his ass. I guess he didn't use enough butter. lol

Able202


so_fthnds 44M

8/6/2020 9:50 pm

My gut almost split in half from laughter..Thank you for the safety tip lessons learned from other people and will keep with the norm.


H0rn3yguy66 57M
457 posts
8/7/2020 7:53 am

I gave a friend a "gift certificate" for a visit to a proctologist....she asked what it was all about. I told her may be the Doctor can surgically remove that bug that crawled so far up her ass that was making her so miserable.....it was not well received lol


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
8/7/2020 9:01 am

Now that was a funny read my friend. The only thing I had up there besides a cock, a glass beeds, . Never even had a vibrator in the front door . Thanks for making my afternoon. Now I am thinking of some things I want to do with a lover again one day.

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