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Speeddemon9 57M
92 posts
10/20/2020 11:30 am

Thanks for your post. The young man missed out on what undoubtedly would have been an exciting time with you.


easyrider4008 67M
2562 posts
10/20/2020 11:35 am

Most amusing and quite a lot of truth too. xoxo


Avonsenior 70M
1458 posts
10/20/2020 11:50 am

I am going to have to keep these and refer to them often
I was laughing the whole way through the list
Definitely brought Joy with this posting


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
10/20/2020 11:53 am

Sex live with it live without it it your choices.
Your lips are so inviting to me
to me kissing them
licking them sucking
Fingering them
Let them drip all wet
Then slide my fat hard cock
Into them
And feel me siding in and out
Over and over
Slowly feel me fill you
Feel me throbbing in you
Then feel me pound you til we both cumcumcum
Oh I'm hard for you now.
Oh so hard Joy


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
10/20/2020 11:54 am

Thank you for sharing


CleavageFan4U 66M
69374 posts
10/20/2020 11:54 am

It was likely said before me but, "If sex isn't dirty, you're not doing it right."

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Skinfix 79M  
179 posts
10/20/2020 12:53 pm

I think women in their 50s are ideal.
Then I realize I am 20 years older than them. Holy crap.


DashingExpert 52M

10/20/2020 2:07 pm

The John Waters quote is great.

And so are your legs!
I love the photos, and without knickers too!

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rickinmd45 47M

10/20/2020 3:17 pm

i really like the necklace! good reminder of the many things to be joyful about!


donsv1962 61M

10/20/2020 4:19 pm

Good quotes

I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


hogknot 57M
1059 posts
10/20/2020 4:43 pm

Have you come up with a sex quote?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
10/20/2020 4:51 pm

Great list! 👍 😊 ❗❗❗😎


pacnwlover42 55M
9808 posts
10/20/2020 5:37 pm

Sex to me is a good excuse to get naked. Great post my sexy friend! 🎸

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


Love_My_Toys 59M  
848 posts
10/20/2020 6:53 pm

"You're only young once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life! "


CedarsPrince 44M
1608 posts
10/20/2020 8:22 pm

He showed his immaturity with his reply about m e being Too Old to be able to keep u p with him anyways....

Ha, if he only knew

Only one liners I know are from Rodney Dangerfield....oh I tell ya


AdventurousGuy07 59M
672 posts
10/20/2020 8:51 pm

I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.

Joy... love your ASSets


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
10/20/2020 9:16 pm

Hi Joy

thanks for taking me further with these one liners

very nice

hmm

be safe

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Bringing back all that good shit
Our love is vintage, uh huh
We're driving through the moonlight
Touching you just like you like
Every kiss is timeless
Our love is vintage, uh huh

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insatiable_man2 65M
2032 posts
10/21/2020 2:42 am

Good morning Shortcake. I want to unfold those beautiful lips. Mmm. Licks


merlot5555 67M/57F  
1472 posts
10/21/2020 3:41 am

....wow... normally Red, I would make some witty quip... or pen a poem of pathetic pontification.. but today.... today, I tip my hat to your wonderful collection of insightful and amusing one liners from the ages.... a delightful collection indeed......

....as for your young wannabe stud.... that's where duct tape comes in handy... lol...

....carpe diem....


Suprcuk49 63M
257 posts
10/21/2020 5:50 am

Got a good laugh out of that " too old to keep up" from some chump. I have yet to see a mature woman be rode down by a younger punk. Glad you just ignored him.


tgurlyish 47T
23 posts
10/21/2020 7:15 am

Love the quotes! and to MrWrong4RghtNow love the way you think!
Smut Musings!


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
10/21/2020 11:08 am

These will give you some thoughts for sure. A lot of guys young and our age are so inmuture. You are not alone getting those types of messages. Hugs and kisses

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


insatiable_man2 65M
2032 posts
10/22/2020 4:53 am

    Quoting  :

The ones between your legs of course. But the ones on your mouth can be parted also. First with a wet kiss then with seven. mmmmm


LQQKIN4BJS 65M
44 posts
10/22/2020 1:13 pm

I may have sent you this before.
Life is like a cock
If it's soft you can't beat it
If it's hard you're being fucked


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