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On hygiene Okay, was recently in a situation which offered me dinner at multiple Y's. Excellent, right? Hmmm, had it not been for the bottle of Skyy, not so much. Legs opened and DAYUM!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE big girls, do not misunderstand. I won't deal with a Barbie, period. But as a bigger girl, the hygiene game changes. Yep, totally get it, harder to shave, but heres a tip. Close your eyes. You know that landscape pretty fucking well. I can shave in the dark. And ladies, not one single thing in the world wrong with rolls, I personally love them! But again hygiene game changer. Did you know you can put unscented deodorant down there and it will keep ya from getting all sticky and icky? Now ya do. No one wants to be poised above the pink buffet and it smell like a dumpster, right? Seriously, I was out buying groceries the next day, after two showers and I could STILL SMELL THAT SKANK SHIT!!! I immediately called my husband and my two partners and asked them, brutally honesty.........do I smell? Nope, nope and Hell No! Whew. Sorry to call out a sensitive thing, but ladies, we have all gone down on that guy, you know the one with the smelly sack. Yeah, its ten times as fucking gross when the go down upon-ee is a girl! Moral of the story? Learn your landscape, unscented deodorant and throw some soap at that thing an hour before you do the nasty. If you dont, its is truly fucking nasty. Live out loud, fuck well! ~~Always Seeking!!~~ |
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