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Blogs > xacandxin > Adventures in the Poly Pocket

Two Distinct Styles of Swingers Clubs (by Xac)  

xacandxin 46M/47F
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1/26/2016 5:06 pm
Two Distinct Styles of Swingers Clubs (by Xac)

** SINGLE/POLY BI FEMALES AND COUPLES SEEKING THEM SHOULD COME CHECK OUT UnicornHaven**

In our recent travels as swingers, we have come upon a few different clubs that we stopped to check out, and along this way we discovered something that we hadn't previously considered. There are two different types of swingers clubs, and we only like one of these types.

Type #1 is our kind of club. It is built like a regular club, but it just happens to have a number of different rooms in the back where swingers can go to play. Although there are always a few exceptions to this, for the most part this type of club tends to be much more restrictive about single men - because let's face it, 99% of the time they just fuck everything up and they don't belong in the lifestyle (my apologies to the remaining 1%, you are appreciated) - and it tends to cater more towards couples seeking their unicorn and couples seeking other couples (but one at a time). This atmosphere tends to be far less threatening unless you happen to run into one of those few unfortunate couples that are just hard to get away from, and there tends to not be too many of them in these types of settings, because the other couples there slowly chase them away over time.

Type #2 is totally NOT our kind of club. This is usually either someone's home that has been converted into a club, or it is the most bare bones type of operation you have ever seen. It almost feels like they just threw up four walls and a ceiling in order for people to be able to feel like they belong to a special sort of environment while they all have sex with each other. The majority of the people there all give off the same vibe, and that vibe is "Hey, we're all swingers, so why don't every single one of us just get it on?" Btw, the answer to this question is of course, "Because far too many of you are not attractive, and we are not open to being with unattractive people just in order to be with other attractive people at the same time. Neither of us is the "take a hit for the team" type, and this is basically the prevailing theme of the entire location. At one such location, we had been invited there by a couple that we were giving serious consideration to<b> swapping </font></b>with... right up until we had watched her get together in one way or another with about five or six different people in a span of about an hour. We actually left the place before the night was even supposed to be over.

So you've got to ask yourself, are you a Type 1 or Type 2? If you're an attractive, friendly, fun-loving Type 1, we'd love to hear from you. If you're a Type 2, you should know right up front that this isn't gonna work out.
love2pleasu13 56M
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1/26/2016 5:16 pm

 Good info 2 know.


xacandxin replies on 1/27/2016 11:33 am:
As a single male, you are looking for type #2. These places have events like gangbang night, hotwife night, cuckolding night, etc., and single males are usually appreciated in those types of scenarios.

At the other type of club, you are not likely to be looked upon favorably unless another couple has vouched for you and you aren't running around the room asking every single person you find attractive to play.

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