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Catching the Unicorn before the Pale Arrives....  

j0nnyf1v3 39M
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7/14/2015 3:19 pm
Catching the Unicorn before the Pale Arrives....

August 23rd, 2011, I realized something… I discovered a most exquisite, recherché of discoveries that any man could ascertain… Most try, and few succeed, to find this… This affirmation that, to put it bluntly, I have an unquenchable thirst(No Pun Intended) to truly please a woman, hitting that spot that is so anatomically similar in every woman… The G. And I also discovered that it IS NOT just hitting that spot, but being so full of passion, of sheer desire to achieve the end result that is so magical and warm, that the passion overflows your cup, filling hers, filling the room.
Now hold on… Before I hear a ton of; “I eat pussy so good, I can make any woman squirt,” or, “Anyone can make a woman squirt, just make sure the<b> batteries </font></b>are fresh..”
While achieving somewhat the same end result… I have to argue, and women chime in, that it is just not the same as capturing the ever-elusive unicorn that is, the Vaginally induced ejaculatory orgasm. Or we can keep it 100… To make the electricity flow so strong that all lower extremeties let go… releasing such a warm feeling, one that can only be summed up as this: Liquid Gold… This is why I remember August 23rd.. The first day of the rest of my life… The day I realized and welcome the challenge of, quiet literally, making this my exit, my calling card, my pure passion. My Finishing Move…
I realized, after that first hit of liquid gold that is my crack, I had to have that feeling every time. All the time… Why even fucking start if you cannot properly finish. Go home, take some time, re-evaluate yourself as a man as a whole, only then hopefully coming back with the pure lust for the discovery of what is intangible to most.
Something exclusive… Stand out, so to speak.
We get one fuckin’ chance on this rock. Find what you love, embrace it, perfect it. Appreciate it. Because in the nano-instant that is the immediate future, we have no fuckin’ clue as to who will be standing where… All I know is , I have had a full life and can die happy… Now that I have caught and tamed the Unicorn…

J5

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