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Walking Klutz On Wheels ... :)
Walking Klutz On Wheels ... :) Need a suit or armor - LOL - or to be incased in a plastic fucking bubble ... My newest klutz performance was Tuesday nite at work My shift started out the same way as normal - pick up the from skool - home - snack - karate - Dunkin Donuts for his Gatorade - back home. The terror from hell eats everything in site = gate. Dam thingy comes up to my girly bits - can barely clear it - even using the door frame for balance. As I attempted to get over the gate, my foot got caught and tangled. Over I went, zoomed a few inches in the air, landed on my left knee, my leg all twisted and stuff. The gate came apart - was fixable. Me ... the jury was still out. It figures this happens just before the mom gets home, so, yeah, I'm still sprawled out on the floor. Definitely a little embarrassing. Explaining to her what happened, she wants to help me up. OMFG - no way. All I could see in my head was her taking a tumble to the ground. Finally, I got up. Painfully. Bad pain, very bad pain. She got me some ice and we joked bout it. Told her my lawyer would be touch. While it was pretty bad, I managed to walk to my car and get home. By the time my hubby got home, it was really swollen and stuff. Did I mention bad pain?! (Masochists only like good pain!!). He helped me upstairs to bed, ice. Wednesday morning I couldn't walk. To Urgent Care I do. Thank gawd I didn't shatter my knee cap, or fracture it. They said I got very lucky. Landing it on my knee a few centimeters either way could have definitely caused a more severe injury. It's very badly bruised, swollen, somewhat discolored. Today, I surpassed the hobbling stage and started to walk fairly normal. Tho, steps are still problematic. So is masturbation, as I am feeling the effects bout now. Tho, it was well worth it. Hopefully, by Monday I am back up to speed! *EDIT - 4/18 ... turns out I have a slight fracture in my knee. Nothing like getting x-ray results 2 fucking weeks later. This is so not kewl ... In Luv, Lite, Laffter ... |
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Knees -- you kneed those!
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I might suggest lying on your back with legs raised and spread for relief from the bad pain
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Knees -- you kneed those! In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
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Trix..awe sweetie.. I'm so sorry doll..I hope you knee heels quickly and you feel better..And P.S. your not the only one that's happened too..
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I might suggest lying on your back with legs raised and spread for relief from the bad pain In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
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Trix..awe sweetie.. I'm so sorry doll..I hope you knee heels quickly and you feel better..And P.S. your not the only one that's happened too.. In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
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It happens to the best of us.
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