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Walking Klutz On Wheels ... :)  

trixietrixster 56F  
3298 posts
4/9/2016 9:37 pm
Walking Klutz On Wheels ... :)

Need a suit or armor - LOL - or to be incased in a plastic fucking bubble ...

My newest klutz performance was Tuesday nite at work My shift started out the same way as normal - pick up the from skool - home - snack - karate - Dunkin Donuts for his Gatorade - back home.

The terror from hell eats everything in site = gate. Dam thingy comes up to my girly bits - can barely clear it - even using the door frame for balance.

As I attempted to get over the gate, my foot got caught and tangled. Over I went, zoomed a few inches in the air, landed on my left knee, my leg all twisted and stuff. The gate came apart - was fixable. Me ... the jury was still out.

It figures this happens just before the mom gets home, so, yeah, I'm still sprawled out on the floor. Definitely a little embarrassing. Explaining to her what happened, she wants to help me up. OMFG - no way. All I could see in my head was her taking a tumble to the ground. Finally, I got up. Painfully. Bad pain, very bad pain. She got me some ice and we joked bout it. Told her my lawyer would be touch. While it was pretty bad, I managed to walk to my car and get home.

By the time my hubby got home, it was really swollen and stuff. Did I mention bad pain?! (Masochists only like good pain!!). He helped me upstairs to bed, ice. Wednesday morning I couldn't walk. To Urgent Care I do. Thank gawd I didn't shatter my knee cap, or fracture it. They said I got very lucky. Landing it on my knee a few centimeters either way could have definitely caused a more severe injury. It's very badly bruised, swollen, somewhat discolored.

Today, I surpassed the hobbling stage and started to walk fairly normal. Tho, steps are still problematic. So is masturbation, as I am feeling the effects bout now. Tho, it was well worth it.

Hopefully, by Monday I am back up to speed!


*EDIT - 4/18 ... turns out I have a slight fracture in my knee. Nothing like getting x-ray results 2 fucking weeks later. This is so not kewl ...



In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


AmorphousAmor 64M
3574 posts
4/9/2016 10:00 pm

Knees -- you kneed those!


lomileage5 68M
10248 posts
4/10/2016 8:29 am

I might suggest lying on your back with legs raised and spread for relief from the bad pain


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
4/10/2016 8:40 am

Oh yeah, I do ... I am "expected" to crawl thru the house at work with a pint size companion on my back - LOL - he likes horsey rides. Uuumm - good thingy that I don't so much mind crawling ...

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
4/10/2016 10:10 am

Trix..awe sweetie.. I'm so sorry doll..I hope you knee heels quickly and you feel better..And P.S. your not the only one that's happened too..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
4/10/2016 2:24 pm

    Quoting lomileage5:
    I might suggest lying on your back with legs raised and spread for relief from the bad pain
LOL - this is what my hubby said: "on your back, legs up" ... HAHA!

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
4/10/2016 9:02 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Trix..awe sweetie.. I'm so sorry doll..I hope you knee heels quickly and you feel better..And P.S. your not the only one that's happened too..
Awwww, ty my beautiful friend ... so sweet you are! My healing is coming along - heading back to work Monday. Really looking forward to seeing the terror dog ... *eyeroll* ... LOL - luv knowing that I am in good company ... *huge hugs*

In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


sexy_rexy2000 63M  
435 posts
4/22/2016 3:06 pm

It happens to the best of us.


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