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bull_in_florida 65M
966 posts
2/28/2019 6:34 am

Consider trying a bacon weave over your form. When I smoke turkey breasts I weave the bacon pretty tight so that when it shrinks it doesn't leave large gaps. I use a lattice weave like you would do a pie crust top, just tighter. It might hold together better and give more solid end product.


GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
2/28/2019 7:36 am

Even Gordon Ramsay can't deny that everything is better with bacon. Especially vegetables.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


Basilikummen 47M
1006 posts
2/28/2019 10:43 am

Faux long pork!

That is rather creepy.

But it could be great to serve up a pair for a Samhain party! Maybe with a little bubbling cauldron of herbed cheese fondue for dipping, strategically placed between the severed limbs. A big old butcher knife set just to the side for carving...

I also wonder how coating the gauntlet in a light batter, like tempura, might do?

Even an herb as sweet as basil is nothing without its bite.
Lord Basil


igotplentytogive 48M
1358 posts
2/28/2019 6:16 pm

Adding to what Jandel said *Homer Simpson-esque drooling*. Must remember to challenge you to a bacon cuirass challenge before one day meeting you for a platonic coffee.... bacon and coffee


KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
3/7/2019 10:35 pm

Well now that looks downright tasty, if you ask me.
Bizarre? Pfft.

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