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My 2 Drunk Uncles... TRUE STORY
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My 2 Drunk Uncles... TRUE STORY The truth is USUALLY funnier than fiction... so ..PLEASE READ THIS.. WHEN FINISHED READING.. Please let me know who is the comedian in your family...lol.. or is it YOU????? lmao.... TRUE STORIES By KITTEN Some of the names have been changed to protect the guitly lol They were old bachelors who lived together in their childhood home. Their mother... Who was my grandmother.... had long since passed away. One Saturday afternoon .. they were on a drinking binge. Gabe, age 54 ( the younger of the two) had passed out in his bed.... No covers over him... Lying in his tighty whiteys with his penis showing through a huge hole in the front... A sight to behold... WHEN THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR... Kent, (age 63) the older brother... and very intoxicated.... answered the door dressed only in his underwear... It was the Priest coming to bless the house.... (OH NO!!!!! THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE GOOD...LOL....) Kent invited Father Rappert inside.... made some drunken idle chit chat .... then stated, "Father, I have something I have to show you!!!!!".... as he stumbled toward Gabe's room.... Kent and father Rappert walked into Gabes room .... Gabe was passed out on the bed... you already know about the hole in the tighty whiteys.... Father Rappert stood over Gabe... peered down at him and proclaimed...LORD HAVE MERCY.... IN true Catholic form... Kent responded CHRIST HAVE MERCY..... .............................................................................................................................. LMAO... THIS IS A TRUE STORY.... and there will be more coming in this series of MY 2 DRUNK UNCLES...... Please respond with a laugh... and enjoy your day.... *********************** NEXT SHORT STORY WILL BE...... "THE DAY GABE'S FOOT FELL OFF" In ...... "MY 2 DRUNK UNCLES SAGA" THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG |
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Very Good I need a good laugh at this point!! Very Good!!
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Very Good I need a good laugh at this point!! Very Good!! THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Lmao.... That's funny but that's definitely not the funniest story about them. RIP... 2 drunk uncles... YOU BOTH live on in infamy to entertain us all. I had the pleasure of knowing both of them... now deceased. They were funnier in person than words can ever express and I don't think I saw them more than a couple of times that they weren't clad in only their undies. lmao.. Kent in boxers and Gabe in his tighty whiteys... lmao  I'm glad you think it's funny.THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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I'm still laughing. Lmao  Funny shizzzTHANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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That is some funny shit.  THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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 good one KittenMy father and his two brothers could have been named Larry, Moe, and Curly.
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You aren't kidding...lol... and it's a darn true story...lol THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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good one KittenMy father and his two brothers could have been named Larry, Moe, and Curly. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Lol.. Chris... u are so funny.. I love it THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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that's hilarious. I am the comedian in my family, pretty much the go to guy when someone is feeling down and needs some humor to lighten things up a bit. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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That is very funny Kitten. I had some stories about my drunk father over the years, but I rather not say it online. I told you a few stories about my father already and what a life he led which led me to be sober the rest of my life. Sorry about this morning, I sent you a email about it. You must had the day off from work. I hope you enjoyed your day off.
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2 drunk uncles sounds funny. Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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thank you, I am officially the Horny Cat  THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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That is very funny Kitten. I had some stories about my drunk father over the years, but I rather not say it online. I told you a few stories about my father already and what a life he led which led me to be sober the rest of my life. Sorry about this morning, I sent you a email about it. You must had the day off from work. I hope you enjoyed your day off.  THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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2 drunk uncles sounds funny. Kk THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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4/22/2017 7:16 pm |
Now that was a very funny story my friend! I look forward to reading more of your stories. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Now that was a very funny story my friend! I look forward to reading more of your stories. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Wow very good Kitten. Classy Cat
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Wow very good Kitten. Classy Cat THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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very funny true story Visit my Blog  
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THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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very funny true storyTHANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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I read it over and over and don't get it but then I am not Catholic. 
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I read it over and over and don't get it but then I am not Catholic. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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