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Brown Chicken Brown Cow
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Brown Chicken Brown Cow A collection of chicken and rooster themed jokes and pick up lines. These are egg-cellent! ♡Jess ---------------------- Part One: Jokes ---------------------- What's the difference between kinky and perverted? If you're kinky, you'll use a feather. If you're perverted, you'll use the whole chicken. ---------- A guy went out to a bar dressed up like a chicken. He met a girl that was dressed up like an egg. They hit it off and they ended up at his apartment after the bar closed. One thing quickly led to another and a lifelong question was finally answered. It was the chicken. ---------- Whats the difference between meat and chicken? You can choke your chicken. You can beat your meat. But if you beat your chicken, it dies! ---------- A clumsy little kitten was pouncing around and playing near a large puddle of water. A rooster standing nearby watched as the kitten stumbled over her own little paws and landed right in the puddle. The rooster couldn't hold back his amusement and he laughed uncontrollably at the drenched little kitten. The moral of the story? A soaked little pussy makes a cock incredibly happy! ---------- Why did the farmer cross the road? Because his dick got stuck in the chicken. ---------- Why did the single chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did she need to get to the other side?? To get to the bar. Why did she need to get to the bar??? To go to the men's room. Why did she need to go to the men's room???? Because that's where all the cocks hang out! ---------- What are the sexiest<b> animals </font></b>on a farm? Brown chicken! Brown cow! ---------- What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A thirty foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone! --------- Why don't roosters wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces. ******************** Part Two: Pick Up Lines ******************** Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable. ***** Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock! ***** I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you. ***** Girl, if you were a farmer, I'd let you choke my chicken. ***** Would you like to have chicken for dinner tonight? May I interest you in some cock instead? ***** |
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good ones  Berba907
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These are INSPIRATIONAL!!!!!!!!! Great post (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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