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The Christmas Song (48th Virtual Symposium)
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The Christmas Song (48th Virtual Symposium) There's white stuff everywhere and whispers of snowballing are in the air. Not to mention, some rotund guy in a red fuzzy suit is finalizing his plans for his annual worldwide breaking and entering spree! Tis the season to be naughty! And in the spirit of naughtiness, I going to be blatantly disregarding the one rule that I was supposed to follow when making my contribution to the 48th Virtual Symposium. That's right, I freely admit that these crass Christmas carols are not of my own original composition. I simply learned them here and there in my adventures over the . But... I pretty darned certain that 99% of my readers have never heard these particularly naughty remixes of some -school Christmas classics! I hope that the lovely pocogato12 can<b> forgive </font></b>me for my indiscretions on here todat and I also hope that everyone reading this enjoys my original, unoriginality! Also- Be sure to check out the rest of the Blogland Holiday Playlist here: #48 December LINK for Song Compositions ☆☆☆ Jingle Bells No! Wait a sec... Those aren't bells! "Jingle Balls" Dashing round the block, Not wearing any dacks! With one hand on your cock, To give your balls more slack! Bouncing up and down, As you're running to and fro, You'll jingle with your genitals, Wherever you may go! Jingle balls, jingle balls, Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to run, Around naked in this way! Jingle balls, jingle balls, Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to run, Around naked Christmas Day! ☆☆☆ Let It Snow, Part 1 The Men's Version "Give It A Blow!" Well, the weather outside is frightful, But his dick is so delightful! If you really wanna see it grow... Give it a blow! Give it a blow! Give it a blow! ☆☆☆ Let It Snow, Part 2 For the Ladies "Give Her The Bone!" Well, the weather outside is frightful, But her clit is so delightful! If you really wanna hear her moan, Give her the bone! Give her the bone! Give her the bone! ☆☆☆ Walking In A Winter Wonderland With a twist! "Walkin' Round In Womens' Underwear" Lacy things, the wife is missin'. Didn't ask for her permission. wearin her clothes! Silk pantyhose! Walkin' round in womens' underwear. In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spaghetti. It holds me so tight! Like handcuffs at night! Walkin' round in womens' underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, man!" "Let's wait until the wife is out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress like Madonna! Put on some eye shade, And join the parade! Walkin' round in womens' underwear. Lacy things the wife is missin', Didn't ask her permission, wearin' her clothes, Silk panty hose! Walkin' round in womens' underwear. Walkin' round in womens' underwear. Walkin' round in womens' underwear. ☆☆☆ Yes... I have been a very naughty little girl this year and the only thing Santa is going to give me is a jolly spanking until my cheeks are as rosy as his! Merry Christmas, Blogland! ♡Jess: The Naughty Trucker Babe ☆☆☆ |
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 Brilliant! I've had a go myself on this symposium theme. 
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12/2/2018 8:27 pm |
Naughty and nice! Great contribution!
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12/2/2018 8:22 am |
Good times for sure
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Those were funny as hell. thanks for sharing. haha " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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I have not even been out of bed fifteen minutes and I am laughing so hard my sides hurt. This is a priceless contribution and no penalty hiding in your stocking from the elves. You Rock, Travel safely in your sleigh (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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