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Our Profile for the Standards
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Our Profile for the Standards Introduction All of your generic questions are answered herein. We don't trade pictures. We are a classy, intelligent, secure, attractive, HWP, fun loving couple. We are extremely fit and both have hard bodies. We look much younger than we really are. Seven to Eight hours per week in the gym for a year will do that to you. He is 5' 10" 200 lbs (muscular) BWN/Grey BWN with a 7 x 5 cock (not sure about these average catagories). She is 5' 4" 140 lbs BWN BWN with a 36C cup. If there is mutual interest, we have face pictures we are willing to exchange. We are both shaved and prefer the same. Trimmed is acceptable but we will pass on au natural. Our primary interest is to find like minded, attractive couple(s). We are accepting of most flaws, but we have to enjoy each others company. At this point, we are flexible regarding rules of engagement and will probably yield to your way of doing things. We are not limiting the scope of the activities as we want to experience things before we decide if we like them or not. To some extent it will depend on comfort level with our partners. Neither of us is timid and we have very active and creative imaginations. The following issues are difficult for us to see past. 1) Smokers 2) Overweight - You don't have to have a hard body like we do, and some people wear weight well, but realistically if you feel you are more than 20 pounds overweight, we will probably not be interested. 3) Drugs 4) Poor English 5) Au Natural - We prefer shaved partners, but you must at least trim If you suffer from these afflictions, it is probably best to pass on us, otherwise you will force us to decline your invitation. We each do play by ourselves, although that is primarily in a one on one opposite sex encounter. What we are looking for in individual playmates is the same as we look for as a couple, so be sure you read the stuff above. She is available for solo dates, but she does not just show up and fuck. You will have to spend some time getting to know her first. If she does not feel some level of intimacy with you she will not perform. She is not available for solo dates during day. Solo men must be completely shaven in the genital area. If you are not willing to shave, do not bother with the email. There are no exceptions to this for solo men. NO EXCEPTIONS MEANS NO EXCEPTIONS, EVEN FOR YOU. If your profile is not complete or contains "prefer not to say" you stand no chance. Be sure to include an introductory message, a face picture, a body picture and a cock picture (that is 3 pictures guys or don't bother). If you have these three pictures in your profile, that is great, just mention it in the message. The pictures must validate all of the conditions mentioned above or you are wasting your time. Most emails will not be acknowledged so don't expect it. She has her pick and you have to catch her interest. If your profile is blank or deceptive your chance of success goes down. If your game consists of "Hi ... tell me your address so can I come over to your house", be sure to get a full tank of gas first, because we WILL have some fun with you. He goes on solo dates with single or married women. Solicitation by women is appreciated and will receive a response. Be sure to include a face picture and a body picture or have those in your profile. If individuals or couples are found to be lying or don't look like the pictures, we will walk away immediately. At this point I think we have heard most of the lies and their justifications. If your pictures are old and you no longer look like them, THAT IS A LIE. If your pictures are of someone else, THAT IS A LIE. If you are trying to hide your identity from your neighbors by putting in a different birthday and the incorrect date makes you look years younger, THAT IS A LIE. If you are lying like this you need to confess it on first contact. Don't make me find out when we meet because that will not work in your favor. If you are expecting honesty and trust in this relationship, it is not very wise to start out with major deception. We are not fakes. If we commit to a meeting we will be there or you will know why way in advance. We expect the same from others and are not tolerant of just not showing. Like most people our weekdays are a little crowded but time can be made during the week. The weekends are pretty much our own as the are gone. ******************************************************* WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have our permission to use any of our profile, pictures, or web cams in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. ******************************************************* My Ideal Person let's see ... brad pitt? angelina jolie? naw.... We are looking for people just like us that share our interest in this lifestyle. We want our playmates to be HWP, good looking, classy, intelligent, fun loving. The physical stuff will be ok if you have those traits. Who is ready? View my favorite photos InformationEdit Sexual Orientation: Straight / Straight Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man/woman) Marital Status: Married Swinger Type: Sex with others Speaks: English, Binary Have : Yes - but not at home Want : Happy with what they have Edit His Her Birthdate: November 8, 1956 December 7, 1956 Hometown: Houston, undefined, United States Houston, Texas, United States Relocate?: No Height: 5 ft 10 in 5 ft 4 in Body Type: Athletic Athletic Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker Drugs: Don't use Drugs Don't use Drugs Education: Master's degree BA/BS (4 years college) Occupation: relevant not relevant not Race: Caucasian Caucasian Religion: Not applicable Not applicable Male Endowment: Long / Average Prefer not to say Circumcised: No 0 Bra Size: 36 / 80 C Hair Color: Salt and Pepper Brown Hair Length: Short Medium Glasses or Contacts: None Either Eye Color: Brown Brown YIM Username: hulk6666 ask me Astrology: Scorpio (Compatibility) Sagittarius Personality Type: The Wheeler-Dealer Purity: 14% Pure |
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