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Movie goers!!!!!  

dandy6912000 68M/66F
1832 posts
1/23/2008 11:38 pm
Movie goers!!!!!

Every once in awhile , when all the new movies hit the big screen we all have to just get out there and take in the big picture.

Anyway it was one of these times and this couple go down there waiting in line and only finding a few seats left in the theater they take a seat next to this gentlemen and as the movie get going , and the light dim down it starts.
After awhile the wife leans over to her husband whispers in his ear,” Honey do you know the man next to us, has unzipped his pants” The husband very interested in the movie whispers back, “ OK well just ignore him, maybe his pants were to tight , he been eating popcorn you know”.
Little while later the wife leans over again to her husband and says” honeys oh my god he has taken his thing out and it is huge! Her husband then whispers back, “Well, watch the movie and please try and ignore him will you”
Then a few minutes pass and the wife leans over and Says, Honey he jacking off now” The husband leaning over and finally says,” Did I not tell you to ignore him”. And she whispers back,” Sorry but he using my hand

Oh well, hope everyone is doing fine, and many thanks here for being you.


bemylast1stkiss 44M

1/24/2008 12:32 am

LMAO....that's too funny. Thanks for sharing this. I definitely needed the laugh

Have a good one!

-M

What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. Unless it was stupid. Then your dumb-ass deserves to die.


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
1/24/2008 7:28 am

thanks for the chucle my friend

Have a great weekend you two !!!!!

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Seduce my mind and my body


imbackcowboys 52F

1/24/2008 7:54 am

I was wondering why I liked the movies so much Thanks so much!

Save A Horse and Ride A Cowgirl


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/24/2008 2:46 pm

    Quoting bemylast1stkiss:
    LMAO....that's too funny. Thanks for sharing this. I definitely needed the laugh

    Have a good one!

    -M
your most welcome , always a pleasure to hear from new people , and as always many thanks!!!!!

Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/24/2008 2:48 pm

    Quoting sexymermaid6956:
    thanks for the chucle my friend

    Have a great weekend you two !!!!!
you have a great weekend too, and looking foreward to your return, hope you up to some luaghing as Dandy about ready to get with some much needed luaghs here.

Have a great Time Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/24/2008 2:54 pm

    Quoting imbackcowboys:
    I was wondering why I liked the movies so much Thanks so much!
we do too , have to get out there once in awhile , sure miss the drive inn movie places. as matter of fact here a little something you may like to know " That is where I ask her to marry me!!!
I sure hope everyone up to some luaghing, i feel some very much needed luagher need here since most of us are under the cold , bad weather, they say luagher is the best meds!!!!

Take care Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/25/2008 6:58 am

    Quoting  :

Your welcome thinking a little luagher warms the bod,!!!!! time to bring out some humor we think.

Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


NeedmoreNOW2006 64F
6285 posts
1/25/2008 5:35 pm

That is soooooo nasty! Ewww lol Don't think I would put my hand in the popcorn after that!


luv2suk1966 63M/57F
1927 posts
1/26/2008 1:39 pm

Cute, very cute! Damn, that's never happened to us at the movies! Once in a while we sneak a little bottle of Jack Daniel's in, and spice up our Coke!!

Have a great day, and be nice to one another.


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/27/2008 7:56 am

    Quoting NeedmoreNOW2006:
    That is soooooo nasty! Ewww lol Don't think I would put my hand in the popcorn after that!
LOL . I don't think the popcorn was facter at that point!!!!!

Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/27/2008 7:59 am

    Quoting  :

Like your foot print, that was a nice touch !!!!

Take care Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/27/2008 8:03 am

    Quoting luv2suk1966:
    Cute, very cute! Damn, that's never happened to us at the movies! Once in a while we sneak a little bottle of Jack Daniel's in, and spice up our Coke!!
Nothing like a little Jack to make the evening complete. Damn we sure miss the drive in ones, think we wore out a few sets of shocks in our days!!!!!!!

Have a fine one Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/27/2008 8:06 am

    Quoting spunky11961:
    now that's audiance participation, nothing like getting a hand

    ~jeff
Jeff, that does in fact bring out the best in some we would think >hahahahah

Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
1/28/2008 8:11 am

LMAO

Where is this Theatre?

Pull My Fucking Hair!


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/29/2008 6:42 am

I surely don't know, but I'll bring the popcorn!!!!!!

Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/29/2008 6:44 am

    Quoting  :

thanks, trying to keep a little luagher here as we are up to our necks in snow right now, got to keep on smiling!!!!!!!

Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


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