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On line Shopping  

dandy6912000 68M/66F
1832 posts
1/29/2008 6:27 am
On line Shopping

With Valentine Day quickly on the horizon, nothing like a little on line window shopping, wow what do you get this year to top all the past thirty some years of flowers , candy, dinners, wine, weekend getaways, bundles of greeting cards, and by all means a few toys thrown in for a good measure. Notice I didn’t say lingerie , well just say if you want to try that good luck, for if they may have gain a little or lost a little from the pervious holiday , and you can bet your sweet butt they will test you when it comes to that, Sometimes a guy just got to step back from the frying pan.
But wait on a recent quest I came across a bicycle that may work or maybe not, now from the pic you can just about lose it wondering where did such a genius mind come to terms with it. I know from side to side, up and down, that darn thing is the most profound. Along with a small laugh it did bring to mind a lot of thought as to what length they go to designing all these sexy toys, and this did without a doubt bring on a whole new meaning to a bicycle built for two!!!!!
Then last year when I found this little tiny vibe, about the size of a pill and came with a band that was attached to it, now you ready you sure??? It was a tongue vibe, yep it attached to the tongue by a strap. Now for some foolish idea , yes I can’t lie I done bought this little jewel and during a test drive , I decided it a good idea maybe to put it on my finger first, something about that strap I didn’t trust, and as for Snatch started bucking, and grabbing at my hair pulling me in and all that other down right get to it kind of deal. The darn strap did break.
That alone could have been a problem for waking up in the morning not knows if my stomach was buzzing because I was hungry or feeling horny. Oh well that day is closing in and I had better get onto my shopping, got a good feeling coming on, So how long does one of them little batteries last anyway, keep getting this tingling feeling these days.
On a colder note, it been snowing and more yet to come we’re sure of. So my new snow shovel works just fine, and I was telling Snatch I was ready for some waxing, well I was talking about waxing the shovel, but she didn’t stick around to hear that . All I heard was, “ YOU what #@$%%^^@^%@^” Could tell like right then she is not into no wax job!!!!!! I felt bad that if she would have heard the rest of the story, I was trying to tell her it was for the shovel to keep snow from sticking to it.

Now why is it some just assume the worse of an idea before getting the whole story.
( Snatch you can come home dear, the wax is for the shovel)

Everyone thank you for your time!!!!!


imbackcowboys 52F

1/29/2008 12:15 pm

You guys crack me up - I love it! Thanks so much for making my day a whole lot brighter. Then again, I dont need any waxed shovel - does that hurt just as much as an unwaxed one???

Save A Horse and Ride A Cowgirl


NeedmoreNOW2006 64F
6285 posts
1/30/2008 3:49 am

Hitachi Wand! That will be your Valentine's present. You can get it online with attachments at Nitetimetoys period com for $39.00. Put it between the two of you and let the fun begin!


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/30/2008 7:40 am

    Quoting imbackcowboys:
    You guys crack me up - I love it! Thanks so much for making my day a whole lot brighter. Then again, I dont need any waxed shovel - does that hurt just as much as an unwaxed one???
Well at least a waxed shovel is lighter>!!!!!! and if this keeps up the new shovel is becoming an old one. Oh well nothing like a hard days work cap off by a relaxing dip in the hot tub, just makes it hard to shovel the deck and seeing Snatch in the tub already, make it hard to finish the shoveling!!!!!!!!!

Havea good Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/30/2008 7:45 am

    Quoting NeedmoreNOW2006:
    Hitachi Wand! That will be your Valentine's present. You can get it online with attachments at Nitetimetoys period com for $39.00. Put it between the two of you and let the fun begin!
Thanks, I'll have to check it out, Snatch is still hung up on the man jet in our hot tub, if wasn't for the power outage, Would of never gotten her out of there. What a heavy price to pay for winter time, but we're hanging in there.LOL

Have a good Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
1/30/2008 7:48 am

    Quoting  :

your most welcome, hope you enjoy your days off of work,

stay warm, and have a great one Dandy & Snatch


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
1/31/2008 8:48 pm

good god i love you two...packing my bag with a smile and i will be thinking of you two while i am away...lol...

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Seduce my mind and my body


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
2/1/2008 6:21 am

    Quoting spunky11961:
    just imagine that buzzer passing all through your system

    ~jeff
Jeff i did think of all that, maybe it would be like a after shock.lol

Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
2/1/2008 6:31 am

    Quoting sexymermaid6956:
    good god i love you two...packing my bag with a smile and i will be thinking of you two while i am away...lol...
You have a safe trip, and we'll be thinking of ya

Take care Dandy & Snatch


luv2suk1966 63M/57F
1927 posts
2/1/2008 3:09 pm

Between reading this and listening to my husband and daughter play Guitar Hero, I'm laughing my ass off!! We got hit with about a foot of snow today - hubby got the snowblower running! Hasn't run in years!!

Have a great day, and be nice to one another.


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
2/2/2008 6:43 am

    Quoting luv2suk1966:
    Between reading this and listening to my husband and daughter play Guitar Hero, I'm laughing my ass off!! We got hit with about a foot of snow today - hubby got the snowblower running! Hasn't run in years!!
We done got hit so many times with new snow for the last month, we done quit trying to figure out how much we have gotten, Know we feel like we're living in a colman cooler.lol Well it sounds like your having a great time, so are they of star material there!!!!
After our move don't care to even see a snowblower, snowshovel, snow plow, nope if we see one we're moving!!!

Have a great weekend Dandy & Snatch


luv2suk1966 63M/57F
1927 posts
2/5/2008 6:43 pm

    Quoting dandy6912000:
    We done got hit so many times with new snow for the last month, we done quit trying to figure out how much we have gotten, Know we feel like we're living in a colman cooler.lol Well it sounds like your having a great time, so are they of star material there!!!!
    After our move don't care to even see a snowblower, snowshovel, snow plow, nope if we see one we're moving!!!

    Have a great weekend Dandy & Snatch
No stars here - don't want no Britney Spears coming out of this house. LOL!! Now, it's pouring down rain!! Don't we love Chicago???

Have a great day, and be nice to one another.


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
2/6/2008 6:00 am

    Quoting luv2suk1966:
    No stars here - don't want no Britney Spears coming out of this house. LOL!! Now, it's pouring down rain!! Don't we love Chicago???
ok, guess a few Jager Bombs didn't help either then.LOL We are supose to get raim by the weekend, but it still snowing yesterday and tomarrow, hat e to say it but even today too. Wow some crazy weather this year it seems.

Take care Dandy & Snatch


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