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Wet Dreams!!!
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Wet Dreams!!! Well. Know we haven’t been keeping up here, but due to the latest turn of events and in the trials and desires for a darn good<b> wet dream. </font></b>We surely got one last night. The weather been nice, warm to the touch, even Dandy had a enough moving for one day and slipped off for a ride just cause it seem so right. Snatch greeted me as I got home. Red bull and jager in hand, just a darn good evening then the jager done ran out but a cheap bottle of wine, (yes it cheap 50 cents higher then a gallon of gas) Anyway we relaxed on the deck and had a good time, only Snatch saying we have a few folks stopping by to figure out what the old place is worth. Any way all was good. Then somewhere between midnight and dawn early morning light as I was sleeping in my mind, I got to dreaming about sitting along a nice cool stream. Yes the cool water babbling brooks and al that kind of stuff. After a hot day having that thought was making Dandy sleep so well. Well so I thought anyway. About that time I am eagerly waiting for that fine lady to step out on the far side on my little dream for a refreshing dip into the cool water. Oh yea the bushes were beginning to part. Any second her beauty would before me, oh yea we could even get it on right there on the shore line of that little stream!!!!!! Dandy was thinking yep it going to happen, but wait!!!!!!!!! There a sudden scream, no not like a lady reaching the big O , nope that not it , it sound familiar to me, oh my goodness, it Snatch screaming, wait a darn minute, yep not me causing it both of my hands are on my chest, Just safety sake better just open one eye,, cause I done figured out I had drained the hot tub, and there no chance the man jet in the hot tub gotten her going, and almost sure I done took the batteries out of her toy, man has to have a flashlight that work once in awhile, beside it kind of make her ask me to lend her a hand now and then!!!!!! Darn it guesses I’m not going to get that over due<b> wet dream. </font></b>Then hearing her yell out,” Our damn hallway the dinning room is flooding,” WTF Well the minute man I am I jump up and take off across the floor in ankle deep water , about the time I make it to the dinning room,, I spied one of them electric cord along the wall, almost like the people on the movie Jaws I launch myself into one of the dinning room chairs as our wiener came paddling by causing Snatch to give me a real funny look like” WTF is your problem now”. Well man best friend wasn’t swimming, but when his legs are only two inches long that could happen!!!!!!! Well, two more chairs dandy make it to the sliding glass door and opening it up, creating nice water fall. By now I gather enough of an idea it coming from the laundry room down the hall. Turning upstream like a pacific salmon I ventured up stream to the source of the water seeing the hot water heater done blew a hole in it and who know how long it had been pouring out on the floor, like I said I had that<b> wet dream </font></b>on my mind. By now you would think either of us would be pissed, well I still feel I got screwed out of that<b> wet dream. </font></b>That when I asked snatch if we should practice our sand bagging ,you know moving to the Midwest it could be a good test run. That got one raised eye brow no answer, Trying to sing “row, row your boat,” got the other one to rise. But then there was that smile she had and we laughed about it as we been up to our necks in hot water before!!! Then spying our computer was about to go under, I dashed to save it just so I could share a little of our morning with you all. Yes, the new water heater in, the rugs are drying out and I’m just sitting here wondering who that beautiful stranger could have been????????? Well each of you hang in there, and a have a great day. And if there a moral to this story some times a<b> wet dream </font></b>is nothing more then a leaky pipe!!!! Take care Dandy & Snatch |
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7/10/2008 1:39 pm |
hello pleased to meet you that was rather sexy...naughty naughty..... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx kisses liz    
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I am so sorry you had to deal with that! I had the same mess a few years back! Except mine was broken pipes. I opened the door and flying at my head was a waterfall. Mops, towels, buckets and fans!  The good news is you can revisit that dream! Could it be a woman?? or maybe just a luscious breast peeking through the bush!!! 
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hello pleased to meet you that was rather sexy...naughty naughty..... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx kisses liz
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I am so sorry you had to deal with that! I had the same mess a few years back! Except mine was broken pipes. I opened the door and flying at my head was a waterfall. Mops, towels, buckets and fans! The good news is you can revisit that dream! Could it be a woman?? or maybe just a luscious breast peeking through the bush!!! Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch
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omg...that was too funny not your water problem but the way you wrote it glad you saved the computer and good luck in catching a peek at the lady in your dreams.. have one really great weekend you two ...   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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Like a Pacific Salmon......LMAO  Sorry sweetie, don't mean to laugh at you and snatch's misfortune......LOL (snickers)  Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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omg...that was too funny not your water problem but the way you wrote it glad you saved the computer and good luck in catching a peek at the lady in your dreams.. have one really great weekend you two ... Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch
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at least it wasn't a finishd basement, been trying to part that red sea... ~jeff Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch
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Like a Pacific Salmon......LMAO Sorry sweetie, don't mean to laugh at you and snatch's misfortune......LOL (snickers) Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch
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7/14/2008 2:20 pm |
I would laugh, but it really isnt funny... Okay - hell with it - that was really funny!!! Although, I am sorry about the water and the pipes... Save A Horse and Ride A Cowgirl
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I would laugh, but it really isnt funny... Okay - hell with it - that was really funny!!! Although, I am sorry about the water and the pipes... Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch
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