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Blogs > dandy6912000 > Just a place to Unwind

Sister hood  

dandy6912000 68M/66F
1832 posts
4/3/2009 12:01 pm
Sister hood

It seems that down at one of the local parishes, the day of confessions was taking place, three of the sisters were waiting in line to confess their sins for the week.
So the first one step into the booth and sat down and spoke “ please bless me father for my sins this week” and the voice says, “ Ok, now my dear please do” So the sister took a deep breath and says, “ Well the other day as I was out helping the gardener trim the hedges he unzipped his pants and expose himself to me” Sister hearing a slight gasps , and then hearing the voice “ please go on” Another gasps from her then sister Mary goes, “ Well, he then said that he felt very strange and ask if I could feel his pain and maybe if I just rubbed it a bit it may go away” Sister Mary sat in silence then finally hearing him speak, “ Say ten hail Mary’s and please wash your hands in the wholly water from the basin . “Thank you father” sister Mary said and step out.
Next it was Sister Teresa turn and she wasted no time at all stepping in and closing the door. “ bless me father for I have sinned” once again she hears, “ My dear what is it” A long pause and then she starts, “ Well I was out sweeping the walk way between the fountain and the rose garden , the gardener appeared about the time I was reaching as far as I could to pickup the leaves that had fell into the water..” then stopping a bit before hearing the father speak, “ go on my ” so anyway I notice that his thing came in contact with my bottom and knowing my womb was given to the lord, he placed his thing in my bottom” a very long pause again before hearing him speak, “ Please say fifteen hail Mary’s and you must wash your bottom in the wholly water placed in the basin out side. “ thank you father” replied sister Teresa and she to exited the booth.
Finally the last sister enters the booth and just before she gets ready to talk there is laugher coming from out side. “Excuse me sister, I must see what is going on out side” says the father. Stepping out side he see the other two sisters standing by the basin of wholly water and he asked “what are you two finding so funny may I asked.”
Sister Mary finally catching her breath says, “Well it is kind of funny if you think, that Sister Ann has to gurgle in this after Teresa washes her bottom.

Well the weekend is upon us and Dandy has some yard work!!! Not really . but each of you have a great Weekend Dandy & Snatch

NeedmoreNOW2006 64F
6285 posts
4/3/2009 4:10 pm

Hey I need yard work done! Can you wear your chaps???


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
4/3/2009 4:29 pm

 LOL.....I luv religous humor!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
4/5/2009 4:49 am
    Quoting  :
you are most welcome! to share a smile is worth the ink!! Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
4/5/2009 4:52 am
    Quoting NeedmoreNOW2006:


    Hey I need yard work done! Can you wear your chaps???
So does that mean your suppling the sun screen? LOL Havea great Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
4/5/2009 4:54 am

 We love seeing that smile purp, been trying to keep up with you,spring is coming and many a blue skies ahead !!!!!
Have a Great Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
4/5/2009 4:56 am
    Quoting  :
your welcome, a laugh is always a good way to start it off we think.
Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


dandy6912000 68M/66F
3383 posts
4/16/2009 6:26 am
    Quoting  :
That I do , and thanks for stopping by. always a smile when we have new viewers from so far away Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch


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