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Blogs > Red_Elf > Rewriting My Life

Next Ex-Boyfriend?  

Red_Elf 51F
578 posts
6/13/2017 5:33 pm
Next Ex-Boyfriend?

Considering the lengths of the various dating situations I've had this year, I think I'm just going to refer to various men as "my next ex-boyfriend." This seems a much more practical way to reference people until someone comes along who is both a) available, b) interested, and c) capable of maintaining my interest over time.

Unavailable men seem to be my forte as of late.

Behind that? Men who really make me just think WTF?

The most interesting person as of late? Also unavailable for the time being.

*Sigh*

I don't want clingy.

I don't want someone completely unavailable.

I don't want someone anti-intellectual.

I don't want someone conventional.

I don't want someone incapable of communication.

I definitely don't want someone controlling.

I don't want someone incapable of adulting.

I also don't want someone incapable of having fun.

Is that a tall order?

Probably.

What do you want?
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ProfPlayful 53M
3861 posts
6/13/2017 9:24 pm

 Oh my dear Red Elf, I feel like I am part of the problem, though I wish I were part of the solution.

Of course order is tall! It should be tall! You are certain to receive many lesser offerings. I urge you to send them all back to the kitchen.

You receive these offerings because:
A) your photos are deliciously sexy
mediocre men have an over-inflated expectation of the women they can attract

So late tonight, I hope you can accept the finest man who woos you, and reject the rest.
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Red_Elf replies on 6/13/2017 11:38 pm:
No...no...you are not part of the problem.

I'm thinking a bit more local than that.

tedscott40 60M
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2550 posts
6/15/2017 4:59 am

 I think you can find what you're looking for.
Good luck.
Ted


KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
6/16/2017 11:34 pm

 I want what my heart wants...
And he is so very far away, presently.
Kk
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Red_Elf replies on 6/16/2017 11:48 pm:

hh_diab 45M
135 posts
6/24/2017 4:50 pm

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